Subject: Dare I ask?
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Posted on: 2009-05-18 11:16:00 UTC
Yes, I do (says he who just came back traumatised from Draco's Christmas Cuppa). What the hell is Squad Broken and who's Semiiramiis?
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Anyone familiar with this? by
on 2009-05-16 08:34:00 UTC
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NSFW, NSFB, spans several continua.
Claims to be "the work of three seperate (sic) best-selling authors." I hope this is a troll, but I'm not entirely certain. -
My poor eyes... by
on 2009-05-16 19:40:00 UTC
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I haven't heard of this... person, but the stories are definitely not supposed to be rated T. That was a disgusting experience just looking at the first paragraphs of some of them. I'm now feeling very tempted to spork my eyes out. I hope all of the stories get reported ASAP.
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Re: My poor eyes... by
on 2009-05-16 19:50:00 UTC
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From what I hear, they all have been. But just for good measure, I made sure of it.
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Read all the Warcraft ones, as well as Squad Broken. by
on 2009-05-16 12:20:00 UTC
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Someone's staked a claim to the latter, but the former are still unclaimed.
Oh, and I found a new Warcraft badfic:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4376401/1/FallenLoveQueenOfThy_Hearts
It contains a Sue who's immune to the Sunwell, is the Lich King's concubine, and Malygo's best buddy. I only made it till Chapter 2. Kill it with fire! -
Oh, and Squad Broken seems to be deleted. by
on 2009-05-17 10:57:00 UTC
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Good Riddance.
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Re: Oh, and Squad Broken seems to be deleted. by
on 2009-05-17 22:32:00 UTC
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I'm sure that if one were really inclined to find the damn thing, they could.
I would not, however, encourage anyone to do so. (Eeeeewwwww.) -
Re: Read all the Warcraft ones, as well as Squad Broken. by
on 2009-05-16 17:34:00 UTC
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What the flying hell is that mess? It makes even the worst of Semiiramiis's tripe look coherent by comparison.
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Dare I ask? by
on 2009-05-18 11:16:00 UTC
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Yes, I do (says he who just came back traumatised from Draco's Christmas Cuppa). What the hell is Squad Broken and who's Semiiramiis?
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Well, you asked... by
on 2009-05-18 11:37:00 UTC
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Squad Broken is a truly excremental Warhammer 40k snuff-rapefic. Let's just say that there are a lot of charges involved, and the author didn't even know the source material worth a damn. It's by the author of the Lost One/murloc atrocity.
Semiiramiis is basically the Link's Queen of the Warcraft fandom, and is responsible for several massive and urple-prose-ridden Suefics. Suffice to say that one of her Sues basically derailed the newest WoW expansion pack out of existence. -
That actually doesn't sound too bad... by
on 2009-05-18 11:49:00 UTC
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One might call it normal.
Link to Squad Broken? My knowledge of Warhammar consists of the first half of Dawn of War so we'll get along famously. -
Re: That actually doesn't sound too bad... by
on 2009-05-18 12:39:00 UTC
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Perhaps, but the derailing happened because of a Sue. A death knight Sue with purple eyes, no less. Who personally redeemed the Lich King and had his babies.
As for Squad Broken...well, it's no longer at the Pit. I've only been able to find what I hear is an incomplete version elsewhere. Ah, well. Here it is at 1d4chan. (NSFW and NSFB!) -
It gets worse. by
on 2009-05-18 16:28:00 UTC
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The Space Marine gets ressurected by Necrons (who use magic despite the fact that they're not supposed to be using it), the Ork feels remorse for what he has done, and they get back together. But the Space Marine insists on being on top, If you know what i mean
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Hmmm. by
on 2009-05-18 19:17:00 UTC
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Shall I whisper that into Zotz's ear while he's asleep and watch him twitch, or would that be too cruel?
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Maybe. by
on 2009-05-19 14:01:00 UTC
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It's your choice.
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I told him while he was awake instead... by
on 2009-05-20 12:53:00 UTC
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He went "Nnngahh".
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Tought it'd be worse. by
on 2009-05-21 01:14:00 UTC
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Here's some bleeperin for him.
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Re: Tought it'd be worse. by
on 2009-05-23 01:55:00 UTC
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Well, "Nnngahh" isn't quite as bad as giving someone nightmares for years to come...
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Re: It gets worse. by
on 2009-05-18 16:55:00 UTC
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Yeah, that's what I'd heard. That part wasn't at the site I found.
Looks like the Überpit may have the complete work, but I don't particularly want to look. -
*raises eyebrow* by
on 2009-05-18 13:15:00 UTC
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Uh-huh. Well, that was a colossal waste of time. Resident Evil X beats it word for word for crap-factor. I think SB is safe for brain, however. Or maybe my brain has developed albative hull armour and forcefields to protect it after I subjected the poor thing to REX and Draco's Christmas Cuppa.
And that WoW fic is also weird. I'd read that, but I have very little knowledge of the Warcraft fandom. But yeah, the Lich King? -
Re: *raises eyebrow* by
on 2009-05-18 14:02:00 UTC
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I'm fully aware that my brain has developed ablative hull armor and forcefields. (Running across plenty of gawdawfulry in one's teens, thanks to being an avid and somewhat indiscriminate reader, tends to do that.)
Case in point: Draco's Christmas Cuppa made me laugh and go "Eeeewwww!" and "Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot?" but didn't give me an aversion to coffee.
And yeah, the Lich King. And a purple-eyed death knight. -
Re: *raises eyebrow* by
on 2009-05-18 14:06:00 UTC
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"Running across plenty of gawdawfulry in one's teens, thanks to being an avid and somewhat indiscriminate reader, tends to do that."
You have my sympathy. I do that often too.
"Case in point: Draco's Christmas Cuppa made me laugh and go "Eeeewwww!" and "Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot?" but didn't give me an aversion to coffee."
It was mainly the whole concept that made me feel sick. I'm still content to drink coffee, but... *shudders* I'll be conducting experiments to discern if it was just a bad day for me (and to see if I can actually finish it this time). -
which of the fics do you mean? by
on 2009-05-16 09:31:00 UTC
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All of them?
They are all T-rated. If they are not safe for work their rating is too low and they should be reported. -
Oh, crap... by
on 2009-05-16 10:54:00 UTC
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Not him/her again!
I've encountered this person before. The World of Warcraft one with the Dranei and the Murloc? That was on AFF. I'm not even looking at the others. -
Re: Oh, crap... by
on 2009-05-16 16:47:00 UTC
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Yeah, the Lost One/murloc thing. And something similar involving an undead tauren. The same jerk or jerks who committed the Warhammer 40k atrocity Squad Broken.
I tried to look at them as little as possible while reporting them (all of them are rated T at the Pit). The glimpses I got were...ewww. -
Re: which of the fics do you mean? by
on 2009-05-16 09:52:00 UTC
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All of them. I've reported several, and I'm by no means the first to do so.