*throws shiny presents into a swimming pool so can bask properly in them*

Thoughts on being 24: it feels exactly like 23. The only appreciable difference seems to be me looking even more confused and taking slightly longer to work it out on my fingers whenever I'm IDed and asked how old I am.

I don't see any reason why not! *gets out balloons*

And for Fynn's, either, cos I is useless. Anyway

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, both of you!

*starts sharing the lembas around*

Have some Anti-Lustin chocolates,laced with Bleeperin.

Have a large shapeshifting plushie. It can turn into just about any random cute thing in any continuum.

*gives you both a sling, sack of pebbles, and basket of Bleeprin-berries*

Serious mega-congrats. *bounces on the bouncy castle*

Here, have shiny crystal bits to guide and inspire you, and also a pair of Boots of Butt-Kicking each.
*celebrates*

Hope it's a good one! *hugs* Thanks for helping me with everything I need to join the PPC.

Happy birthday to you both.

*gives chocolates and shiny swords*

*offers Pads a shiny new leash with "Property of R. J. Lupin" written on it*

*throws otter plushies at the both of you*

Plushies! And cake, too! *offers German chocolate cake*

[insert witty comment here]

Happy birthday Pads. Have some bleeprin

*starts to blow up a PP HQ grey castle.* “What, All they had left were sparkly pink ones. And that would not go well.”

Here's a shiny, new battleaxe (courtesy of the Raven Armory*). *hands over a deflated bouncy castle and air pump thingy for inflation* Have fun. :)

* All products of the Raven Armory are guaranteed to kill Warrior!Sues.

*screams like an author's note* HAPPY BIRTHDAY PADS!!!

Pan Galactic Gargle Bleeprin Blasters all around! *dumps a barrel full of salted walnuts on Pads*

"Many happy returns."