Subject: Re: I wouldn't say it's unheard of
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Posted on: 2009-05-05 04:30:00 UTC
On behalf of my agent, can I request an Oxford comma there? Pads most certainly has not ever wooed Lux. Which is not to say Lux hasn't made advances, of course...
I know the overwhelming majority of PPC writers are female (and, as a result, so are most PPC agents), but, surely, having another agent as a Lust Object is not unheard of, right? I want to know if it's normal for me Agent Cal to feel something for Acacia.
See Drake's behaviour around Stormsong - he does have an excuse because Stormsong saved him from an Author-Wraith.
Though anyone in a one-way lust situation better remember that most agents carry weapons. Though Acacia has retired to Rome, so it's not like she's around to be asked about it.
And normal, too. I mean, Tawaki Penguin and Tadkeeta get married and I think they eventually have two kids. And I'm thinking of having Deuce develop a crush on Adder.
Dafydd and Constance eventually married, Pads got it into her head to woo Trojie and Lux... enough said there.
As long as he keeps it within reasonable boundaries then it should be fine for Agent Cal to lust after Acacia. It wouldn't be the weirdest thing to have listed as a lust object. IIRC one Agent has Serenity on their list and at least one Agent lists a Flower as one of theirs.
On behalf of my agent, can I request an Oxford comma there? Pads most certainly has not ever wooed Lux. Which is not to say Lux hasn't made advances, of course...
... involving Pads and Lux? I vaguely recall an Incident of some kind being obliquely referred to in a mission.
if it's real, that is, and not a figment of my imagination
And I could probably provide some details if pressed, but I shall refrain, for fear of corrupting some of the more innocent minds hereabouts. Suffice to say it was in the very early days of Pads's time at the PPC, before she really got to know Trojie. Of course, since getting to know Trojie she's been a one woman, er, woman. Except in HP fics.
Oh, and if we're on the subject of agents fancying agents, mustn't forget Lux's adoration of poor wee Oscar.
"Of course, since getting to know Trojie she's been a one woman, er, woman. Except in HP fics."
And whenever she meets Big Beard (Ronon)?
She can control herself, just about. Alright, so she might have knocked him out and stolen one of his dreadlocks, but anyone would have done that. She didn't molest the poor chap.
She stole one of Ronon's dreadlocks?
He must have been furious when he woke up.
And possibly some of his beard, too. Or I hope so, anyway. Otherwise I dread to think what the pube-like hairs stuck to one wall of the RC are.
Or, indeed, to try and clean it up.
After all, Pads is a bit more territorial than most, understandably. There's no telling what she'd do if anyone went messing with her shrine.
... the kind you don't recover from.
And I could probably provide some details if pressed, but I shall refrain, for fear of corrupting some of the more innocent minds hereabouts.
This does very little to deter me from asking about more details, y'know.
In which case, I shall put "Graphic interlude depicting Pads meeting Lux for the first time" on my list of Things To Do. And I shall hold you responsible. Especially as I can't actually write smut, and have to instead call on Trojie for those bits, and she, er, doesn't really believe in vaginas (except her own, presumably).
I'm really not sure if I want you to give me a link or not when you've done that.