Subject: Woohoo!
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Posted on: 2009-04-27 02:01:00 UTC
Anything which defiles the Happy Tree Friends needs to suffer.
(I should point out, though, that rat penises are tiny. It's just the testicles that are ridiculously oversized. Please don't ask me how I know this. Look, if you saw a book entitled "How Animals Have Sex", wouldn't you read it?)
http://rc6664.webs.com/mission3.htm
NSFW, reader beware. I acknowledge the April 1st incident with the EPC, so... ya.
My poor, poor agents. They killed a Happy Tree Friends Replacement Stu, and it came back.
Anything which defiles the Happy Tree Friends needs to suffer.
(I should point out, though, that rat penises are tiny. It's just the testicles that are ridiculously oversized. Please don't ask me how I know this. Look, if you saw a book entitled "How Animals Have Sex", wouldn't you read it?)
(I should point out, though, that rat penises are tiny. It's just the testicles that are ridiculously oversized. Please don't ask me how I know this. Look, if you saw a book entitled "How Animals Have Sex", wouldn't you read it?)
I think I know how you know this: you dissected rats in biology class.
It really exists, it's by Gideon Defoe, who also did The Pirates! series.
I agree completely.
Ohhh... Well, I once read some stuff out of a book called "The Book of Animal Ignorance", where each chapter described bizarre facts about certain animals. Apparently, two male penguins in a zoo actually got together during mating season raised an egg together. (Where they got the egg, the book didn't say.) I think I mentioned that vaguely somewhere in the mission and forgot to explain it.
So do swans and at least one type of geese. They tend to let a female stick around long enough to lay the egg and then keep it for themselves, or steal one from another nest.
And there used to be a Wikipedia entry entitled "Homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck". I don't know if it's still there and I don't quite dare go looking. (Apparently the event described only happened in front of a human observer once, which is kind of a relief.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animalsexualbehavior#Necrophilia
It's been folded into a general article, but it's still there.
Yeah, I heard about them.
Heh, let the religious right try to argue that homosexuality is unnatural...