Have some sentient scones. I seem to be surrounded by sentient food these days, sorry.

Happy birthday!

I'd like to present you with a special edition of my Atlantian sponge capsules, it's a "Party Tree" set that comes complete with party! (including fireworks by Gandalf)

Wow, two birthdays on the Board! Double portions of virtual cake for everyone!

Have a sack of pebbles and a basket of Bleeprin-berries! :D

Have seventeen cookies and a Portal gun to celebrate! Yay birthday!

Time for the Billy and Mandy Birthday song!

Happy, happy birthday,
It's your happy day!
Happy, happy birthday,
Let's celebrate today!
YAY!

There, now two people have sung you birthday songs!

Have some cake! I messed up on a few quantum shenanigans during the recipe; I tried to make it a cake that became whatever flavor you wanted, but now it's a cake that becomes a random flavor you aren't thinking about when you first open it. Just focus on not getting a duplicate cake and it should be fine.

You and I seem to share a birthday, it would seem.

How about that, huh?

*Passes Marbles*

Have a cake with Bleep'n'ms on it!

Happy birthday, dear Tomash, happy birthday to you!

*confetti explodes. So do Gandalf's fireworks*

Hurrah! It's a party!

Happy birthday, Tomash! Besides the party, I gift you with a fancy chocolate cake that actually tastes good (and can turn into a different cake of your choice if you don't actually like chocolate cake), many presents (that is, a gentle shower of them--wouldn't do to bruise the birthday Boarder!), and a year's supply of Swiss Bleepolate! Enjoy your birthday!

(Also, I feel like you're one of the newbies I never greeted. So...hi, Tomash! Welcome to the Board! My usual gift is Swiss Bleepolate, which I've already given you, so...I'll give you a tribble instead. If you don't know Star Trek, it's a cute, little, purring ball of fluff. Literally. They're very nice, and have a soothing effect on most humanoids. Just don't feed them too much, or you'll end up with a lot of tribble babies!)

~DawnFire

Also... wait, you're only seventeen now? That means you're younger than me! My whole worldview has imploded, I thought you were in your early 20s or something!

Here, have a Mystery Crate. It may or may not contain any or all of the following: fireworks, Bleeprin, Bleepka, cake, cookies, Watcher-not-currently-in-the-Water.

Merry Brandybuck: It's my birthday already?

Queen Mary I of England: Actually, young sir, I believe it is our birthday which is referred to.

Merry Brandybuck: Actually, Lady, I think I'm older than you are. I'm a-

Queen Mary I of England: How darest thou to address us so?! Dost thou not know to whom thou speakest?

Merry Brandybuck: Well, obviously not! You haven't introduced yourself.

Queen Mary I of England: ...

Merry Brandybuck: ...

Queen Mary I of England: We bet thou art a Protestant.

Merry Brandybuck: A whatestant?

Queen Mary I of England: To the gallows with thee! Nay, better - the stake!

Merry Brandybuck: Eep.

[Exit Merry pursued by Mary]

hS

I hope you have a fantastic day of celebrating your birth! For a gift, I give you one official Fanon Pinkie Pie Party. Trust me, it does not matter what fandom you are in, no party beats a Fanon Pinkie Pie Party, as Pinkie is removed from the restrictions of being in a show for little girls and is alowed to just go all out! Don't worry, there will be plenty of cake. And streamers. And whatever else you can think of actually!

Have some cake. Unfortunately, it tastes almost, but not quite, entirely unlike real cake, but it's the thought that counts, right?

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, then. Since I'm not sure what kind of cake you like, have some stuff.