I'm late too.

i am new by jabbuk d'eldrin on 2009-03-29 02:32:00 UTC Reply

I am thinking of joining. scratch that. I will be joining.
my Headvoices will allow nothing else.

Ak, lateness... by Tirya_Moonflame on 2009-03-30 15:58:00 UTC Reply

Hmmm... what do I give the newbie... -looks around for something suitable- hmm... no, not that, that's too poisonous... what else do I have... -rummages- -crash, roar, smoke- no, not that either... AH HA!!! I have it!!! Here, have a winged kitten.

I'm late too. by Dragonmage on 2009-03-31 21:21:00 UTC Reply

Hey, you can join the late club. Bad Tirya_Moonflame! No cookie! The giving out of winged kittens is my job. Nocia, one of my agents, is a winged kitty magnet. The winged kittens were inspired by a Warriors fanfic, thank StarClan it was taken down, where a magical cat from a comet created a clan that lived in a barn and gave every member wings. Wow,I think I need the Bleeprin now. *gets Bleeprin* Sad to say, The Pit of Voles still has some winged cat fics and more Warriorsverse Sues than you can point The Canon Cannon at.

*sticks out tongue at Dragonmage* by Tirya_Moonflame on 2009-04-01 05:53:00 UTC Reply

Too bad. I started giving them out first, so they are now my property to give out. You can do something else- like exploding braided cheese sticks. Also, you may be late posting for this newbie, but there's an older newbie you haven't posted at yet... *cough cough*

A further thought... by Tirya_Moonflame on 2009-04-01 05:54:00 UTC Reply

If Nocia is a winged-kitty magnet, why would she give them away? Wouldn't she keep them?

Re: A further thought... by Dragonmage on 2009-04-03 16:03:00 UTC Reply

It's a deal she has with Kierra, my other agent. Nocia keeps the winged kittens down to a dull roar and Kierra makes sure the Sue pelt decorations are clean and not dripping sparkly, glittery blood on the floor and walls of the RC. Also, I have no clue where all the Warriorsverse minis are going to live. *pets the Mini-Sharpteeth*

so? by jabbuk d'eldrin on 2009-04-01 05:26:00 UTC Reply

round up all the sues, probably via portals, in some non-canonical building and plant some of my satchel charges under it. then run a good distance off, and set it off. aren't fireworks pretty?

Cute overdose!!! by Tirya_Moonflame on 2009-03-31 00:14:00 UTC Reply

That kitten is just begging to be hugged... though, it does appear to have an evil glint in its eyes... ah well, all the more reason to hug it!

Have some Anti Lustin! by WikiMaster on 2009-03-30 12:25:00 UTC Reply

Incidentally, Luxury is coming!
*showers you in Welcome Lembas* (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2009-03-30 02:41:00 UTC Reply
First Fox, i think by kitsune106 on 2009-03-30 01:27:00 UTC Reply

Have a Agent DRake plushie. Sadly, it does not come with railgun action. The flowers think that is a bad idea.

Anyway, welcome.
herro! by Maudlin Hart on 2009-03-30 00:38:00 UTC Reply

I gift thee with hugs. Please throw your sanity to the Wargs; we don't have much use for it here. I gifteth thee also with chai tea and a smack around the ear. You probably didn't deserve it, but it was a smack of love.
-Mad Maudlin
First plover! by Tawaki on 2009-03-29 20:31:00 UTC Reply

Are your voices more interested in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

RC by jabbuk d'eldrin on 2009-03-29 20:47:00 UTC Reply

It is more traditional. and by the way, what kind of plover? there are at least ten subspecies of plover. if you don't know, thats ok. I can quite easily identify it myself.

Actually by Gabriel on 2009-03-29 22:23:00 UTC Reply

Wikipedia lists not ten but 41 species of plover, most of which look pretty much the same. The Saint Helena Plover is listed as critically endangered, and adopting one might facilitate the preservation of the species. The Piping Plover wins cuteness contests though.

OK by jabbuk d'eldrin on 2009-03-29 22:26:00 UTC Reply

I was reading out of a field guide on birds found in the western united states. Piping Plover it is, then.

Welcome! I hand out granite pillows. by Sedri on 2009-03-29 06:02:00 UTC Reply

Lots of fun. And you're interested in the DMS! Excellent.

Lovely to meet you. :)

granite pillows?! by jabbuk d'eldrin on 2009-03-29 06:04:00 UTC Reply

The pleasure is mine. But, granite pillows? What are they for? They probably wouldn't be very comfortable to sleep on.

It's a silly joke. by Sedri on 2009-03-29 07:51:00 UTC Reply

They're for hitting people and objects that will inevitably try to keep you from sleeping.

*shrugs* Frankly, I'm just being silly; most Board members have a particular item that they give to every newbie, and I bounced around for a while before picking this.

thanks, then by jabbuk d'eldrin on 2009-03-29 17:03:00 UTC Reply

i know just what i will use it for.

Welcome. by Buta no Kaabii on 2009-03-29 05:55:00 UTC Reply

Here, have a plushie shaped like an overfloofed Pomeranian.
division by jabbuk d'eldrin on 2009-03-29 05:45:00 UTC Reply

I forgot to mention the division i would join. Department of Mary Sues.
Welcome to the PPC by Gabriel on 2009-03-29 04:28:00 UTC Reply

Here, I offer you a brand-new Shift key for your keyboard! :P

Aaaaand also... a superb coffeemaker!
More Newbies with Headvoices... by Ulalume on 2009-03-29 04:07:00 UTC Reply

They must be putting something in the water. XD
Welcome.
Hey there! by Sara on 2009-03-29 03:45:00 UTC Reply

Have...an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and hey, it whisks eggs! Use it for good and not evil.

Welcome to the insanity!
Welcome! by Peppered Fox on 2009-03-29 02:36:00 UTC Reply

:D Hi thars. I'm a fellow newbie like you! Be sure to check your spellin'. Spellin' is cool.

Hello Headvoices of Jabbuk! You're so nice to lead Jabbuk here. Here, have this dancing hippo that can squeeze itself into a tight spandex suit and play the piano at the same time.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a lunch date with George Washington and Robespierre.

RE: Welcome! by jabbuk d'eldrin on 2009-03-29 03:02:00 UTC Reply

and i must make sure the sentry turrets are fully loaded. *grabs large sack full of shotgun shells and large bag of rocket propelled grenades and walks out door*