Subject: I do love extra firepower! (nm)
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Posted on: 2009-03-20 23:30:00 UTC
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Guess there's no point writing missions anymore. We're dead. by
on 2009-03-19 03:40:00 UTC
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7947824.stm
We're all going to die. First Vietnam II, then Great Depression II, and now World War III. Wish I could say it's been nice knowing you all, but I barely knew most of you. Let's all just hope we die in the initial blast, instead of surviving to be killed by the radiation and such. Makes you wonder if there's even a point in writing PPC things, huh? Heh, I guess technically the PPC would survive, they'd just see a sudden stop of recruits coming from World One.
This is the end, beautiful friend, this is the end, my only friend, the end... -
A Foolproof Solution. by
on 2009-03-20 18:52:00 UTC
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Reverse the polarity. Why wouldn't that solve everything?
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If it doesn't, we can always try nanites! (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 21:08:00 UTC
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reroute the nukes through the main deflector dish! (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 21:17:00 UTC
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Set the atmosphere to revolving frequencies! (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 21:18:00 UTC
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Geordie, can we beam the nukes out of the atmosphere? (nm by
on 2009-03-20 21:24:00 UTC
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No, but Wesley has a CLEVER PLAN! (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 21:25:00 UTC
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*blasts open the airlock* (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 21:29:00 UTC
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*criss-crosses Known Space with tachyon beams* (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 21:32:00 UTC
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Re: *criss-crosses Known Space with tachyon beams* by
on 2009-03-22 19:29:00 UTC
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Did you just cross the streams? You just crossed the streams, didn't you. Way to go. now we really are all dead.
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Geordie no doubt has a way to fix it (nm) by
on 2009-03-22 19:42:00 UTC
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now that Wesley's dealt with, any more plans? (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 21:34:00 UTC
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We could do a deal with the Borg ... by
on 2009-03-20 21:36:00 UTC
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... and get them to assimilate the nukes?
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do the Borg do deals? by
on 2009-03-20 21:40:00 UTC
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I mean, surely there's a risk that they'd renege, and assimilate not just the nukes but also the terrorists.
Also, they're probably a bit past nukes.
Perhaps better to persuade the Ferengi they're really valuable. That way we profit and can all go for a celebratory pint. -
Well, I vaguely recall them dealing with Voyager by
on 2009-03-20 21:41:00 UTC
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Something to do with a species that was a mutual threat.
Ooh, yes, we could do that. I'm sure the Ferengi would love them. -
was that 8472? by
on 2009-03-20 21:45:00 UTC
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Not sure how well nukes would work in a bizarre continuum made of fluid.
We will, however, have to steal the shields from the Enterprise forthwith, if we are to stop the Ferengi being sneaky buggers and immediately assuming the role of terrorist. -
This is a good point. We should take the phasers too (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 21:46:00 UTC
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*joins in* I have compression phaser rifles! (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 23:05:00 UTC
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*commandeers the Defiant* (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 23:07:00 UTC
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*snitches the Enterprise-E* (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 23:22:00 UTC
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We have to get the Voyager in here too (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 23:23:00 UTC
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How about a BORG CUBE? :D! (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 23:28:00 UTC
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And the Imperial Starfleet and the Little Doctor... by
on 2009-03-20 23:32:00 UTC
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because a good Planet, Associated Satellites, and Warfleet Shattering Kaboom isn't easy to come by.
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I do love extra firepower! (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 23:30:00 UTC
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Not to mention the nanoprobes... by
on 2009-03-20 23:40:00 UTC
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Oh, and an entire army of drones who are stronger than anybody else.
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Let's throw in the Dalek fleet too. by
on 2009-03-20 23:43:00 UTC
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For the lulz.
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and that fabulous ability to adapt! by
on 2009-03-20 23:42:00 UTC
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Also, the Borg Queen kicks arse
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And seduces androids, robots, et cetera by
on 2009-03-20 23:45:00 UTC
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...We could use her to make the Consoles do as we wish! *GLEE!*
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She could *certainly* sort out the whole world doom thing by
on 2009-03-20 23:46:00 UTC
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after all, she's kind of an expert. If she can cause it, she can certainly prevent it
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Have you noticed that somehow... by
on 2009-03-20 23:48:00 UTC
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I think we're all forgetting someone ... by
on 2009-03-20 23:51:00 UTC
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Don't know him, but while we're at it... by
on 2009-03-20 23:53:00 UTC
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Ooh, yes, defeat terrorists with music and chemistry by
on 2009-03-20 23:54:00 UTC
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I'm so in.
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I could sing! by
on 2009-03-20 23:56:00 UTC
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Let's inflict Sue-singing on them! (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 23:57:00 UTC
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Don't worry, I can sing horribly enough for both of us (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 23:57:00 UTC
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Suethors, then? They're awful. by
on 2009-03-21 00:00:00 UTC
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what you do is, you feed them anhydrous copper sulphate by
on 2009-03-21 00:01:00 UTC
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mwahaha
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You are mean... (nm) by
on 2009-03-22 09:55:00 UTC
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Blame an overenthusiastic high school chemistry teacher ... (nm) by
on 2009-03-22 19:42:00 UTC
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Not sure they'd eat it. by
on 2009-03-21 00:05:00 UTC
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Forcefeed them? Or just sprinkle it on their food by
on 2009-03-21 00:06:00 UTC
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I'm still partial to sodium by
on 2009-03-21 00:17:00 UTC
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Goes "boom" with water. Sort of.
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I'm always partial to things that go boom (nm) by
on 2009-03-21 00:18:00 UTC
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You're a PPCer. I'd be horrified if you weren't. (nm) by
on 2009-03-21 00:33:00 UTC
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Oh, I wouldn't do it to actual PEOPLE by
on 2009-03-21 00:38:00 UTC
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Of course not. by
on 2009-03-21 00:40:00 UTC
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There's a palynology lab next door to my office by
on 2009-03-21 00:42:00 UTC
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Of course not. Real Life is totally separate. by
on 2009-03-21 00:51:00 UTC
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Yay!!!!! by
on 2009-03-21 00:57:00 UTC
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'course we can :D by
on 2009-03-21 00:52:00 UTC
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How about bleach? (nm) by
on 2009-03-21 00:38:00 UTC
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ooo, bleach is fun by
on 2009-03-21 00:43:00 UTC
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Relevance is for the weak! by
on 2009-03-21 00:45:00 UTC
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Yes, but I'd be delighted to read it when you're done. :) (nm) by
on 2009-03-21 00:51:00 UTC
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We're all going to die anyway. by
on 2009-03-20 05:00:00 UTC
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You know that book, "Everybody Poops"? It's kinda like that: everybody dies.
So far, we haven't encountered the government corrupt and insane enough to doom the entire planet to nuclear holocaust. I serious doubt that we ever will. Now, America getting nuked is not beyond the realm of possibility, but we really can't expect to be the top power forever. For better or worse, things simply don't work that way.
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Do you really believe we wouldn't retaliate? by
on 2009-03-20 16:29:00 UTC
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That's exactly what would happen. One person launches first, next thing we know everybody's blasting each other into radioactive dust.
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See, that was my point exactly. by
on 2009-03-20 18:03:00 UTC
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Please... by
on 2009-03-20 17:05:00 UTC
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Please stop trying to bring up this topic or I warn you, we shall taunt you a second time.
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I plan to live forever. So far, so good. (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 14:22:00 UTC
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Re: Guess there's no point writing missions anymore. We're dead. by
on 2009-03-20 01:36:00 UTC
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Just because Russia is re-arming doesn't mean that World War III will break out. I mean, yeah, things look pretty bad, but if there will be a war we should be looking to the Middle East not to Russia, although Russia will most certainly be involved. Another note is that we are in a recession, not a Great Depression, at least not yet. Humans are a very adaptable resilient species, we'll pull through.
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Nah, we've got until 2012. Then the Mayans kick in. (nm) by
on 2009-03-19 22:00:00 UTC
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Interesting article > by
on 2009-03-20 04:53:00 UTC
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A skeptic's views about 2012:
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*snicker* by
on 2009-03-20 05:20:00 UTC
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Cheers for that, I needed a giggle.
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and double snicker at the comments by
on 2009-03-20 05:39:00 UTC
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Really, some of those are priceless. I'd almost forgotten what degree of unintentionally hilarious muppetry still exists. Gonna be laughing for days at that.
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Gah! Mayan 2012 is NOT about death and destruction! by
on 2009-03-20 02:04:00 UTC
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Sorry if you're making a joke, but I've been banging my head against tables a lot recently. It's a common misconception; you can take it either way. And... I don't feel like talking about it now. *groans*
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Re: Gah! Mayan 2012 is NOT about death and destruction! by
on 2009-03-20 02:49:00 UTC
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Ding! You're right. The Mayans thought that the world came in "cycles," and managing to live to the end of a cycle was a cause for celebration, not cowering in fear of fire or damnation or big mean Russians. Plus, they also recorded dates thousands of years AFTER 2012.
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Re: Gah! Mayan 2012 is NOT about death and destruction! by
on 2009-03-20 04:58:00 UTC
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Hmm. I'm going to be one of those people who will sit through Dec. 9, 2012 all day biting my nails and looking at the sky anxiously, and then turning around and laughing at everyone the next morning.
Yeah, the Mayans thought that this was currently the third cycle, and it proves that they were comfortable with the idea of cycles before them and therefore after them. -
Sometimes I get the feeling by
on 2009-03-20 04:19:00 UTC
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Re: Sometimes I get the feeling by
on 2009-03-20 04:53:00 UTC
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That's why I'm glad we have things like the PPC. So we don't get so bored we have to hope the world will end to make our lives exciting. ;)
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I know I'll regret asking, but by
on 2009-03-20 04:25:00 UTC
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What is this 2012 shit? Potted version, please? 'Cause I think I missed something.
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To the best of my knowledge... by
on 2009-03-20 04:46:00 UTC
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...the Mayan calender, which remains incredibly accurate even to this day despite the time and place in which it was created (long ago and far away =P), ends in 2012.
Some people think this means that the world will end then.
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It's a LOT more complex than that. by
on 2009-03-20 04:59:00 UTC
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or perhaps ... by
on 2009-03-20 04:54:00 UTC
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... they thought, y'know, several centuries is long enough, surely other people will have learnt to make calendars by then?
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good Glod! by
on 2009-03-20 04:52:00 UTC
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Having undertaken extensive research involving the calendar Trojie made me, which is currently right next to me on the wall and featuring this month's Slashy Couple of Edmund Pevensie and Caspian X, I can safely say the world WILL END on January 1st 2010.
Or, you know, I'll get her to send me a new calendar. Logic failure's happened somewhere, I think. -
So... by
on 2009-03-20 05:07:00 UTC
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We're in agreement then? End-of-the-worlders are silly and we're silly for giving them satisfaction by posting in this thread. Motion to adjourn thread.
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alternatively by
on 2009-03-20 05:12:00 UTC
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Motion to render thread as silly as possible via the application of outrageous doomsday scenarios.
It is possible that the Great Leap Sideways did indeed succeed in ensuring some members of crabkind escaped the meteor, and live on in seclusion, plotting their eventual domination of the world that sought to splatter them across the sand. And they've had a bloody long time. We should FEAR THE CRABS! -
Don't forget the dinosaur civilisation by
on 2009-03-20 23:03:00 UTC
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They might have got off the planet pre-meteor!
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nightmare fuel incoming! by
on 2009-03-20 23:09:00 UTC
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Dammit, woman, you know I have an irrational fear of raptors. Don't make it worse.
Although... maybe they've developed a peaceful and benevolent nature by now, and trim their claws and file their teeth for cosmetic reasons? *hopes and prays* -
All things are possible. Maybe they'll help with the nukes! (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 23:11:00 UTC
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Re: All things are possible. Maybe they'll help with the nukes! by
on 2009-03-20 23:15:00 UTC
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Raptors with nukes? Damn you, woman.
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FRIENDLY ones! With, like, nuke-deactivating technology! by
on 2009-03-20 23:16:00 UTC
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Probably preaching a message of cosmic peace and harmony, too
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But humans are still barabaric, and will EAT them! by
on 2009-03-20 23:25:00 UTC
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With venison and tomato sauce!
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Where can I get some of this venison-and-tomato-sauce? by
on 2009-03-20 23:26:00 UTC
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It sounds delish!
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It's served in the "Oops, I Missed A Comma" cafe (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 23:41:00 UTC
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Ah! Mary Suetopia incoming! by
on 2009-03-20 23:22:00 UTC
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We must choose between nucklear(sic) doomy dooms of doom and turning to the Sues for help. What is this, Hobson's choice?
Wait, are these the same raptors who stalk and kill people over the internet? -
take the doomy-doom-dooms by
on 2009-03-20 23:29:00 UTC
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Sues will betray us the moment they realise the raptors are actualyl Handsome Canons under a Terrible Curse
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What? NooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOO! by
on 2009-03-20 23:46:00 UTC
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*wails* Me and my big mouth. Ironic Over-Power, I HATE you.
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They are those raptors crossed w/ the aliens from Good Omens (nm by
on 2009-03-20 23:23:00 UTC
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Uh oh. by
on 2009-03-20 23:28:00 UTC
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So we're all going to be stuffed into life support pods ala the Matrix instead of killed by nukes?
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No, no, we'll build a happy utopia! (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 23:29:00 UTC
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Until... by
on 2009-03-20 23:33:00 UTC
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We find out that Soylent Green is People!
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that would be one way to contain the population crisis (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 23:35:00 UTC
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The Daleks should solve that problem for us later this year. by
on 2009-03-20 23:36:00 UTC
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And during the Fifth Great and Bountiful Human Empire...
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Then again, the Auditors might get us first (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 23:37:00 UTC
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Or Solanum. by
on 2009-03-20 23:40:00 UTC
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Brains for the brain eaters! Zombies for the zombie hordes!
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Get the boiling water! (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 10:52:00 UTC
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And then I kick the Mayans. Right in the... (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 01:03:00 UTC
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Bah! Bah, I say! by
on 2009-03-19 21:49:00 UTC
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Even supposing that you're right about war - which is not a given, even in the event of rearmament - and even assuming you're right about large-scale destruction caused thereby, we are the PPC! We have, at least in theory, access to every point in the multiverse. Any technology that could possibly be imagined by anyone is potentially within our grasp. Any evacuation point at any time on any world is open to us.
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I'm going to sing the doom song now! by
on 2009-03-19 20:52:00 UTC
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Who cares? When hasn't there been some ominous event? Regardless of what's going to happen, running around shouting about how we're all going to die won't help.
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The sky is falling! The sky is falling! (nm) by
on 2009-03-19 21:56:00 UTC
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We're all going to die! (nm) by
on 2009-03-19 23:04:00 UTC
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Well, yes, at some time in the future. (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 01:04:00 UTC
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Drama Llama Much? by
on 2009-03-19 14:46:00 UTC
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If we're going to die, I say make the most out of the life you're living.
Does the world have it's problems?
Yes. But worrying about them all at once won't do any good. -
Seconding that most heartily (nm) by
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And you rail at me for wangsting. by
on 2009-03-19 11:23:00 UTC
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Okay, that was only once, and it was for a good cause; but I just can't resist saying that. By the way, all hope isn't lost. After all, we can still prepare for the onslaught. Anyone know Survivalism 101, by any chance?
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I apologize in advance. (nm) by
on 2009-03-19 11:56:00 UTC
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Taking, y'know, the long term view ... by
on 2009-03-19 06:48:00 UTC
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Thank you, Trojie. :) (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 02:05:00 UTC
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You're welcome by
on 2009-03-20 04:21:00 UTC
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Just thought I'd put in the ten-million-year perspective here. I find it calming and soothing :D
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Yeah, but WE are going to die. by
on 2009-03-19 07:28:00 UTC
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Sure, that means the planet is better off, but still! We're all DEAD.
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Dead people means all Sues die, too! *parties* (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 23:09:00 UTC
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Dead Suethors, actually. The Sues would still be around. (nm) by
on 2009-03-21 01:01:00 UTC
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So? What's that to do with the price of peas in Persopolis? (nm) by
on 2009-03-19 07:29:00 UTC
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Everything. by
on 2009-03-19 09:12:00 UTC
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That is, unless you're one of the ones that wants the entire human race (at least) to die out entirely. And, since everyone here is human, we will ALL be killed.
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No, I have no objections ... by
on 2009-03-19 09:15:00 UTC
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... to the continued survival of the human race, which given I'm a member of it isn't really surprising.
But my point is, if we nuke ourselves to death, we have only ourselves to blame. And if we do, well, it's not exactly the end of the world, in a literal sense, is it?
Basically I think that worrying about it is a useless exercise and so you might as well enjoy what you've got and stop worrying about something you can't control. -
I wouldn't be so sure... by
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What the hell does that have to do with anything? by
on 2009-03-19 06:30:00 UTC
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Okay, so what, they're increasing militarization. How does that spell the end of the world, again?
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I hope you're deliberately being melodramatic. by
on 2009-03-19 04:59:00 UTC
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That's not funny.
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Nothing funny about the fact that we're all going to die. by
on 2009-03-19 05:42:00 UTC
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Unless you're from the Dr. Strangelove 'verse.
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I refuse to believe that. Please stop making assumptions. (nm) by
on 2009-03-20 02:02:00 UTC
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on 2009-03-19 04:45:00 UTC
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does it have to be the only one? by
on 2009-03-19 11:02:00 UTC
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Sure, we've only got one Earth now. Plenty of other places even in the solar system though - how about some cash spent on working out successful ways to get a few colonies started? Then if it all goes tits up here, there's still some of us left to repopulate.
Not that I'd necessarily be in favour of repopulation, because I'm with Trojie on this one, but for those of you who actively don't want to see us all go kaput and have very little faith in our resiliency, it might be something to look into. -
Even getting to the other planets is impossible. by
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So with that in mind, there's no way we'd ever be able to make a colony. Especially since we'd have to terraform entire planets, which also isn't possible, to do so.
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on 2009-03-20 06:28:00 UTC
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Well, terraforming isn't practical right now by
on 2009-03-20 04:27:00 UTC
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We don't have hundreds of millions of years. by
on 2009-03-20 16:33:00 UTC
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We might not even have two years. So yeah, it's completely impossible. We barely have the technology to reach another planet within a human lifetime, let alone terraform it so it's actually inhabitable.
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Re: We don't have hundreds of millions of years. by
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Well, if by human lifespan you mean the lifespan of someone born now and destined to die when the world blows up in absolutely definitely less than two years - then no, we don't have time. Maybe we should hold off on the nukes until today's infants hit school age, that gives us time to get to Mars.
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Look, nothing is going to wipe out the WHOLE human race by
on 2009-03-20 21:07:00 UTC
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So calm down! Trust in ingenuity! Have a nice day, because sitting there stressing is going to do you a big fat load of no good.
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Yeah, the survivors will just wish they were dead. by
on 2009-03-20 22:56:00 UTC
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Even if a few humans did survive, civilisation would never recover.
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that's a very parochial viewpoint by
on 2009-03-21 00:51:00 UTC
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Different civilisations would develop. Not the same ones. Because that would be freakish.
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Impossible. by
on 2009-03-21 01:05:00 UTC
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If anyone were even alive, post-nuclear-apocalypse it'd be impossible to rebuild a society.
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Re: Impossible. by
on 2009-03-21 01:12:00 UTC
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Nah. I'll build my shack next to someone else's, and we're already halfway there.
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Re: Impossible. by
on 2009-03-21 01:17:00 UTC
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And then that someone kills everyone else around for resources, and nobody has any education or anything, and we're back at square one.
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Re: Impossible. by
on 2009-03-21 01:37:00 UTC
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So... resources + education = civilisation? This may be a YMMV situation. And if all the rest of the world's dead it'll be a fair while before we need to squabble over resources.
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Re: Impossible. by
on 2009-03-21 01:47:00 UTC
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Well, not exactly, but the education would be needed after a while. Otherwise we'd never be able to become anything better than savages.
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Re: Impossible. by
on 2009-03-21 01:55:00 UTC
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This is getting dangerously close to lizard people territory. How d'you think we worked stuff out the first time round? It's not because some previous brand of people left schools behind. We figured stuff out ourselves. No reason that ability would change.
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It built itself up before, it'll do it again by
on 2009-03-20 22:57:00 UTC
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Maybe it won't be the same, but it'll do it. Honestly, ye of little faith :)
This is if, of course, the prophesyed doom ever comes to pass, which I think you'll find most people here don't believe will happen. -
Re: It built itself up before, it'll do it again by
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If they want to naively deny the fact that they're about to die horribly in a nuclear apocalypse, whatever. Ignorance is bliss.
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Indeed it is. And who wouldn't choose to be happy? by
on 2009-03-21 01:12:00 UTC
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Happiness is what we all strive for, after all; everything we do is in pursuit of joy - lots of people get bogged down in money or power as a means of being happy and forget to be happy in the progress, but it's still the truth. Bomb-builders are the same; they're convinced the only way they can be happy is to get rid of apparent threats to their happiness, which apparently includes the rest of the world.
So it's human nature. That said, I'm going to be very human and watch the cat play with her fluff-ball. If the world ends tomorrow, then that's the memory I want to keep. :) -
then surely it's mean to deprive us of our ignorance (nm) by
on 2009-03-21 01:09:00 UTC
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I'm not very nice. ;) (nm) by
on 2009-03-21 01:11:00 UTC
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*does the naievety dance* by
on 2009-03-21 01:08:00 UTC
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Sure thing. Because I'd much rather have bliss than spend an uncertain amount of time stressing about the possibly-or-possibly-not impending apocalypse :D
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I seem to remember by
on 2009-03-20 19:30:00 UTC
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a post, from you, saying you didn't like reading my posts because I was always whining about something. Pot, meet kettle. Quit being such a doom and gloom merchant, kay? The world's not going to end just because the Russians decided to beef up their military. If you think it is, then go and hide under your own little rock and stop crying to the rest of us, because we'd like to get on with our not doing impressions of Chicken Little.
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Be nice, please. by
on 2009-03-20 20:09:00 UTC
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Leave the snarky comments for the suethors.
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are we at a fist bump moment? by
on 2009-03-20 04:30:00 UTC
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I think we're at a fist bump moment.
Yay for the unholy power of Science!
Many things are impossible. This does not mean they cannot be done. This means we need to change our way of thinking to incorporate how they may be done. -
*bumps fists* Yay for Science! by
on 2009-03-20 04:35:00 UTC
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you can rejig the laser then? by
on 2009-03-20 04:43:00 UTC
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And set it to be aimed at the secret underground lair of the Big Bad Paki-Russo-Chino-Commie terorists of doom? Huzzah! For we are saved through the power of Science!
On a possibly marginally less facetious note, you'll be fine come the Bomb. Not only are you at the arse end of nowhere, but you also kow how to hide under a table, and have enough Biology knowledge to breed the Ubermenschen in the vacuum left by the destruction of the western world. See, being second world has its benefits. -
Not unless the terrorists are less than 40 nanometres away.. by
on 2009-03-20 04:48:00 UTC
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Yes, hiding under tables is special secret knowledge they tell you when you study seismology (actually, that's true - this stuff about standing under the doorway is bullcrap - get under the nearest heavy piece of furniture and face AWAY from any glass).
Scientists in general will survive and we will rebuild the world sensibly! I think entomologists will rise to power first, actually, using secrets gleaned from cockroaches. -
*blink* by
on 2009-03-20 03:35:00 UTC
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You know, I'm fairly sure it's not. It's kind of like going to the moon, except it takes, say, three years for Mars.
Once you're there, you don't have to terraform the whole planet. You build a vast covered structure and live inside it.
You're just determined to revel in the destruction of everything, aren't you? Have a little faith in human ingenuity. It's got us this far, after all. -
Or, you can just cover an asteroid in glass domes... by
on 2009-03-20 10:32:00 UTC
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...set it in a stable orbit, and then rotate it to produce centrifugal gravity. Also, what about boarding the International Space Station, turn the current occupants to clam chowder, and modify it to last a thousand years.
Oh wait, the thread's adjourned. see ya later! -
Ooh, nice! by
on 2009-03-19 11:27:00 UTC
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But we need to save the sum total of all human knowlegde first. What should we salvage first, Wikipedia or Encyclopedia Britannica?
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neither? by
on 2009-03-19 11:50:00 UTC
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I mean, unless these hypothetical nukes are somehow going to take out the entire internet, there's no problem.
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Actually... by
on 2009-03-20 05:46:00 UTC
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And what's an internet with no people to mantain it? by
on 2009-03-19 12:11:00 UTC
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However, computers are essential to the functioning of a space colony; and may have to hold tons of information. And books, even heavy ones, can be carried by hand.
PS: I'm only semi-serious about this. Can we find somplace to continue this disscusion on this thread umm...gets swamped by an influx of new ones? -
well if you want real-time discussion... by
on 2009-03-19 12:16:00 UTC
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...my pidgin is very handy for that. Addresses are:
birgit dot fishwife at gmail dot com
johnny underscore rat at msn dot com
And on AOL my username is AgentPads. -
Damn Mailer-Daemon! by
on 2009-03-20 11:40:00 UTC
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I use Yahoo Mail. Any problems with that?
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Thanks! (nm) by
on 2009-03-19 12:32:00 UTC
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*waits* by
on 2009-03-19 12:39:00 UTC
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I could really do with the distraction from the Old Norse grammar...
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My internet is a bit slow at the moment. by
on 2009-03-19 12:42:00 UTC
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Also, I don't have Chat tools or Chat anything. Quick exchange of Emails?
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that works by
on 2009-03-19 12:54:00 UTC
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Use the gmail one.
I guess I'm stuck with the declensions for the next couple of hours. Buggeration. -
Sorry for being later than late! by
on 2009-03-20 10:14:00 UTC
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My internet died due to some technobabble thingy. This will be also on the gmail post.
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Sorry for being later than late! by
on 2009-03-20 10:13:00 UTC
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My internet died due to some technobabble thingy.
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Doomsday will come from Pakistan by
on 2009-03-19 04:29:00 UTC
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They have the atomic bomb, and there are many fanatics with nothing to lose standing mere inches from power. And the situation with India, another country with weapons of mass destruction, is quite tense.
What worries me about Russia is not the new weapons they plan to get, but how they will dispose of the old ones. A few million dollars in the right pockets could put something very dangerous in the hands of a terrorist. -
Now imagine all of those countries launching their nukes. by
on 2009-03-19 05:11:00 UTC
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Pakistan, India, Iran, Korea, Russia, and the US all launching their nukes would leave nothing left. And the US and Russia alone have enough nukes to reduce the Earth to glowing green rock. Imagine what happens if all the other nuke-happy fellows join in when the big boys start throwing nuclear punches?
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Re: Now imagine all of those countries launching their nukes. by
on 2009-03-19 05:14:00 UTC
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I would like to think that the world's sanity quotient is higher than that. Pretty much all of the current crop of leaders were born during the Cold War, they know what the specter of nuclear terror looks like. They have no reason to want to resurrect such a nasty ghost.
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Other than sheer insanity/stupidity. by
on 2009-03-19 05:43:00 UTC
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Pretty much everyone who's got nukes is waiting for an excuse to use 'em, and most of them are about to get that excuse, especially with the next Great Depression and Russia going all USSR again. Even if we don't get nuked into oblivion, we'll see a more conventional WW3.
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Re: Other than sheer insanity/stupidity. by
on 2009-03-19 06:12:00 UTC
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Fine, entertain your doomsday. Even if I did agree with the idea, I can't very well do jack about it, being as I am a poor college student. So I will ignore it and focus on what I can do.
Namely, readin' and writin'. -
God Damn, you're depressing even me. by
on 2009-03-19 04:12:00 UTC
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Just... just please stop, okay? Please. I don't need to hear this. You sound like a doomsayer sitting on a rock in Israel.
Things will be fine. All right? Things will be fine. Remember that. They have been MUCH worse, and we have been MUCH closer to nuclear armageddon before than now. And the world isn't glowing yet. -
What do you mean, the world isn't glowing? :-P (nm) by
on 2009-03-19 04:40:00 UTC
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Oo, shiny! (nm) by
on 2009-03-19 13:06:00 UTC
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