Subject: Happy Ring-Go-Boom Day!!!
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Posted on: 2009-03-17 16:05:00 UTC
Today is the anniversary of the destruction of the Ring! Well, translated into the RL calendar system anyways. So if you have a gold ring, go throw it in a volcano today! Or something like that.
Poor Frodo the Nine-Fingered.
That's all I can say. *tosses Mom's wedding ring into nearest volcano*
but hey, it's an excuse for random acts of destruction and pyromania. *starts looking for jewelrey*
Does throwing an orange peel in the trash count as commemorating the destruction of the Ring?
Depends on whether or not the orange peel is evil. But then, I hate the smell of orange peels, so according to me all orange peels are evil, so yeah... throwing an orange peel in the trash counts as commemmorating the destruction of the Ring.
I like evil.
But I'm never one to pass up a celebration! I COME BEARING MOJITOS!
First patented on March 17th, 1845.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_band
*breaks out the Guinness*
And mashed, and stuck in a stew?
YES. I have a shirt that says so, and so it must true.
Let's destroy all uncanonical Rings of Power we can get our hands on.
(And then let's run like hell before Mount Doom explodes.)
I'm all for destroying uncanonical Rings of Power, but why would we need to run like hell when we can just portal to the edge of Mordor and watch the pretty explosion from there? Feel free to whap me if this is a stupid question.
Running from the explosion in the nick of time looks cool.
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0119.html