I am immensely disturbed.
After viewing a funny crack flash,I then scrolled down to view the comments, since, y'know sometimes there's a comedic gem in there, too.
What I found was actually far worse: A comment that took some jokey comments that preceded it, interpreted them as serious AND A GOOD IDEA, and then announced her intention to write a Sue-fic involving Altair of Assassin's Creed AND Uchiha Itachi of Naruto.

Steeling myself, I (or rather, a friend who I griped to) delved into her account.
We have a repeat offender, ladies and gents.
You can see the gallery here: http://blackwarriorspirit.deviantart.com/gallery/
If anyone would care to spork any of these, and spork them HARD, then by all means, feel free.

The title is in reference to my hypothesis: Sues are born when people interpret crack as serious.