Subject: Re: Slightly OT: The epitome of urple prose
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Posted on: 2009-03-12 12:25:00 UTC
I personally would not want to screw someone whose tongue has stinging cells on it.
But maybe that's just me.
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Slightly OT: The epitome of urple prose by
on 2009-03-12 09:11:00 UTC
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http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html
Excerpt from a published work.
Possibly the reason Mary-Sue writers think that their character description needs to incorporate conflicting elements, strange colours, and disturbing mental imagery.
Warning for WTF and description of a naked (human?) female. -
Theory by
on 2009-03-12 15:56:00 UTC
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Maybe the writer Ron Miller was in fact Jim Theis, who published this book under a pseudonym to escape the unfortunate notoriety The Eye of Argon gave him. Does Spikenard then kills Bronwyn by "sheathing a foot of blinding steel in her organs of sight, sprinkling the dismal alley with her escaping life fluid"?
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XD If he doesn't, he should. (nm) by
on 2009-03-12 16:48:00 UTC
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Re: Slightly OT: The epitome of urple prose by
on 2009-03-12 12:25:00 UTC
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I personally would not want to screw someone whose tongue has stinging cells on it.
But maybe that's just me.