Welcome back!

As a returning gift have this custom made sword, designed to be wielded by a sheep (don't ask me how, or why).

Nice to see you're back.

Still like sheep?

Have some lemming repellent! Were you there when we discovered the Circle? Well, now you know that a circle of lemmings exists on the internet; it's a cesspool of Suvian scum, and... stuff.

Don't sweat it! You were plenty memorable!

Also! You should come hang out in the chat, the conversation tends to flow more naturally there. It's fun!

Welcommmme baaaaaaack.

Welcome back! :D If you don't want presents, can I at least interest you in some cookies? They're NM&NM. ^_^

WB, Himu, WB.

Another one of us has appeared.

Did you ever get around to writing any stories? If so, post a link so I can read them!

Presents, you say? Well, I certainly don't mind giving gifts! Have a tiny Spinosaurus in a jar! Due to state-of-the-art dimensional sealing and stasis technology, it'll stay dormant and sealed in its small size until the jar's inner casing cracks. Then it grows to its former size, full of as much prehistoric vigor as the day it was packaged! I'd suggest not breaking the jar until you either have enough space to keep the full-sized version fed and active or an enemy shows up that you simply have to throw a dinosaur at.

Hey, welcome back. Here's a top-off for your hydrophobic water canteen.

Don't mind the mess below, there's been a power outage and some nasties have been popping up in HQ while the shields were down. Don't worry though: the Doctor is working on it.