Subject: Re: What's the order of killing?
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Posted on: 2009-02-28 10:58:00 UTC

I'm thinking the Vindicator!Sam dies first. 

The Sue idiotically jumps into the middle of the fray (ROFL at melee clothie) and gets separated from the group.  (A blood elf shoots her in the back with a poisoned arrow; however, the eredar takes a shine to her and heals her.)

This leaves the Vindicator!Sam (who doesn't have the good sense to heal himself) with no direct backup.  At least one agent has a crossbow (it's a canon weapon) with some power to it; the Vindicator!Sam is in chainmail, which (IIRC) is not great at stopping bolts.  I thought that one agent who's a good shot might be sufficient here; however, I'm beginning to think that one can't be too careful.

The Vindicator!Sam uses a sword, not a hammer.  Its quality is not specified.

By this point, the Sue has been shot, and staggers into the area where the Eredar!Sam is.  The Eredar!Sam is currently seventy freakin' feet tall.  In the actual Suefic, he somehow hypnotizes the blood elf who had the good sense to shoot the Sue (one of the two times in the story that he seems to use any offensive magic at all) then steps on him, heals the Sue in a way that leaves them magically linked, and vanishes. 

I'm thinking the agents need to stop the Eredar!Sam before he can heal the Sue...while avoiding getting stomped on themselves.  But, as you see, I don't tag him as an Eredar!Sam lightly.  (In the initial MST, it was joked that he could only be beaten by someone who out-Sammed him...such as the Vindicator!Sam.  And it probably wouldn't be a good idea to leave him alive that long.)

My best bet is probably to somehow drop him through a portal—preferably one that leads to other demons.  I don't think the Burning Legion takes any too kindly to their junior officers becoming infatuated with airplane-headed Anchorite!Sues.

And...two more silly questions:
1) If a Suespawn is conceived in the story, and the author has created a time paradox that gives the Suespawn more than enough time to gestate...what are the odds of the Suespawn being spontaneously generated?  Or has the situation simply never come up before?
2) If an author's skill at setting a scene is such that readers sometimes wonder where, exactly, the characters are...what would this mean for the mission?  My thought was that the agents' surroundings would be blurry and warped, and that there would be urple fog.

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