Subject: Like I said...
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Posted on: 2009-02-11 11:02:00 UTC
You'll probably just send them to Trojie. Hmm... that reminds me that I still need to compile all the information I ended up with in a useful way so Trojie can help me out.
Fandom: Vampire Knight
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4850003/1/Letstryagain
"Let's try again" by Aleydis Emma Jade
Rated T - Mpreg - Yaoi
Zero/Kaname
Here's a continuum I haven't seen any missions of. Basic failure-biology-is-fail situation, and the author has loads more of these on her profile... Worst part is, the reviewers like it. Erk. People just don't value their Bio lessons as much these days.
Fandom: Gyakuten Saiban/Ace Attorney
Objectionable. Very, very objectionable.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4412735/1/TheEmporersWives
"The Emporer's Wives" by shinobug
Rated M - Rapefic
One-sided Phoenix Wright/several OCs, Apollo Justice/OC
No. Just no. Phoenix Wright as a rapist is killworthy on its own.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4755220/1/OfCumand_Coffee
"Of Cum and Coffee" by Darkclaw1122
Rated M - Rapefic
Godot/Miles Edgeworth
Another disgustingly OOC rapefic. At least this one didn't have a boatload of bad OCs in it.
Someone should 'turnabout' these fics... preferably in the direction of a guilty verdict and a large amount of pointy objects.
Also, I haven't seen these fandoms in anything PPC-related yet. Hopefully, someone knows at least one of them.
"People just don't value their Bio lessons as much these days."
I do! And I got a long xenobiology lesson from Pads.
Because the PPC Board members know biological impossibilities when they see them and treat them accordingly - that is, with pointy burny things. Unlike some (read: a lot of) people on FFNet... Oh, and you made me want a xenobiology lesson too.
though she may direct you to Trojie. She helped out my original fiction a LOT.
I'm not an expert, you know. You just happened to catch me when I'd just finished reading Evolving the Alien.
You'll probably just send them to Trojie. Hmm... that reminds me that I still need to compile all the information I ended up with in a useful way so Trojie can help me out.
That VK one is just, ugh. That, that thing is not Kiryuu Zero. I don't know what manner of foul beast it is, but 'tis not the stoic Vampire that we all know and love.
Methinks that a marathon of VK and VK Guilty and location of a site holding VK manga scanlations may be in order so I can properly assess this atrocity.
She has two more. One was the predecessor to this monster. The other is an OC/Zero yaoi mpreg. This one should be booted off the fandom, and soon.
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Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Beta reader - check out a bit of her beta profile:
"I easily pick out mary sues or out of characterness."
Oh really, author? Maybe you should take a glimpse at your own writing.
VK seems to have a lesser form of Gyakuten-Saiban-fanfic-itis, where almost all the romance is bad slashfic. Although this one has a mutation - an increase in the number of assbabies.
To tell the truth, I haven't had too much experience with VK-verse; this one was a request from a friend who dislikes badfic. Still, even I know OOC when I see it.
I know this may be me being cynical or something, but I have a bad feeling about this author's motivations.
A short while ago Zero's seiyuu, Mamoru Miyano, announced that he was newly married and that his wife was with child. Cue fangulls screeching that they hated Mrs Miyano and that they wanted her and the baby to die in horrible and painful ways. This may be unconnected, but it still gets me riled up anyway because of that exact shitstorm.
Luckily the handful of LJ communities dedicated to shows where Mamoru Miyano has a part were much more sensible, and any of that sort that snuck in were quickly shot down.
That's vaguely disturbing. Also, those types apparently don't care much about Miyano's personal happiness. Of course, those are just the foolishly foolish thoughts of foolish foolhardy fanbrats and their foolishly foolish over-obsessiveness. Foolish fools.
(Cookie to anyone who catches the random reference here.)