One thing is clear to meh now.

We must eliminate all furry woodland creatures who are small. The squirrels and chipmunks have joined forces, and have discovered many sorts of powerful weapons with which they're gonna kill us all. I hear that one such weapon is a kind of acorn that SOMEHOW creates a manifestation of their mind in the form of some... weird... brain... demon... thingy that can shoot fire and stuff. Yeah.

So, anyone who dares, come and fight for the cause! Any tiny death machines? Great! Orbs with a giant laser circumference? Better! Time-travelling magic katanas? Awesome! Anything that you can use is good! We'll need all of it!

FIGHT TO THE FINISH!