Subject: Technically he should have hit puberty if he's fourteen ...
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Posted on: 2009-01-29 10:52:00 UTC
... so it'd actually be ephebophilia or hebephilia, not sure which. Doesn't make the fic less gross by any appreciable degree, though.
This time for Agents Veridian Green and Stevius of the Department of Character Protective Services - James McAvoy, of Mr Tumnus fame, is having some inappropriate flashbacks about one Skandar Keynes.
http://agenttrojie.livejournal.com/62596.html
Warning: not really for the fainthearted, even though, as usual, we did our best to get rid of the really ooh nasties. Skandar's fourteen, in this. So, yeah. Paedophilia/chan. Avoid if it's going to make you want to remove your own brain afterwards.
... so it'd actually be ephebophilia or hebephilia, not sure which. Doesn't make the fic less gross by any appreciable degree, though.
(will look up the definitions later and see which, out of curiosity)
No, it really doesn't. Whlst reading it all I could hear was my brain wailing 'these are real people! Why are you doing this to them?!'
I seem to recall his voice breaking during the filming of LWW and his sister having to do some of his lines. Whether our agents would know the difference between hebephilia, ephebophilia and paedophilia is another matter. Whether the author realised James McAvoy is in fact married to a 38 year old woman is also another matter.
I don't remember why I found out myself, but since my major canon includes a thirteen-year-old married couple who had a child within a year of the marriage (though admittedly I'm pretty sure one year is the equivalent of four years of their aging process) it may come in useful in discussion some time.
So how old are Molly and Moses, as of January 2009 HST? I checked the wiki but it doesn't actually say when they were rescued.
So Molly would be seven and Moses would be one.
So does the one year = four thing not apply to them?
... which would slow down ageing because it would be useful for fixing "quickly-gestating babies" (a la Evelyn Eliza - see the Technical Errors missions), and the Flowers might have discussed its use with some of the agents who age faster than humans do, because they'd approve of anything to slow the turnover rate. The discussion's a bit further down the Board.
But they're not gestating, are they? But fair enough.
... which works on ready-born beings. I'm pretty sure some canon somewhere already has an age-slowing medication of some type, so it's not entirely out of the question that Doc Fitz could make some.
You're better than the Sues, you know.
That fic was revolting, though. Paedobloodyphilia.
so it apparently rebooted in lolcat ...
My brain has been scrambled at several times. Mine usually reboots, but starts to do something roughly approximating Hex's "Divide by Cucumber Error" routine...
... in lolcat. It seems to put a fluffy barrier between me and whatever is hurting so much ....