And acid, just in case fire isn't enough.

Welcome, and have a Prinny suit. *re-vanishes from the Board*

Have a graduated cylinder! It's got a headscarf instead of the usual graduation cap because I've been watching BSG. What?

Here's a bottle of bleepka, and 2K monies!

I gift thee with a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.

Welcome to the PPC. Hang around and get to know everyone. :)

Will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

Yes, I am still ridiculously gleeful I managed to drag you into the madness.
Hurrah, one more person for the Symphonian crusade~!

Welcome to the Board, Kailani. ^_^

Nice to meet you. Welcome to madness :)

Have you had a chance to read the original series? I assume so, but if not, please do check it out. Also, feel free to look around the PPC Wiki and particularly the article on Permission.

Now that the beaurocracy is out of the way, have some Convenient Cake. :)

*bows* Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *holds out box marked "Warg fodder"* We don't tend to have much need for things like that here. Have some Suenicorn jerky! It's been put through detox, which negates the side effects. Usually.
And I agree with you- those are horrible fics.
-Mad Maudlin