I don't like the author bashing in this. I stopped reading at "Meet my author. Her name is Jessica; she's thirteen years old and has the mentality of a slow witted chimp on unhealthy quantities of crack." Here is the thing, the author of this story is using this character, who is a Mary Sue in name only, as a mouthpiece to bash authors and the people reading this fic. It is full of hate for real people.

I don't know why people come to the defense of fictional characters while spewing vitriol at real people, I really don't.

This is a really good example of what the PPC should NOT be. These are the kinds of things we discourage.

-Phobos