Harry Potter badfic report

Subject: Harry Potter badfic report
Author: Tasari
Posted on: 2009-01-05 01:49:00 UTC

http:`//www.fanfiction.net/s/4421404/1/UndertheFull_Moon -- Kill it with fire... Timeline is odd and screwed up, three 'Sues, one of whom may be an Elf (named Silimarillion). They are pursuing Remus, Sirius, and Severus and we may possibly have paedo/dubious age of consent issues there (again, hard to tell because of the weird/wrong timelines). Possible unlicenced animagi 'Sues. One of them has an ipod, though it theoretically takes place in 1996-97. One wears Hot Topic "bondage pants"...

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Harry Potter badfic report by Tasari on 2009-01-05 01:49:00 UTC

Ouch, by Anity on 2009-01-05 21:43:00 UTC Reply

I only read your post, and... An iPod in the 1990's? An elf named Silimarillion? *Anything* named Silimarillion? And I'm not sure I *want* to know what Hot Topic bondage pants are. No, wait, cancel that; I'm sure I don't. *follows the link anyway*

Hot Topic Bondage Pants by Zotz on 2009-01-05 21:53:00 UTC Reply

They're these rather bad@$$ baggy black pants with chains, spikes, d-rings and straps on them. I have a pair. They're a pain in the butt to wash, because it has to be done by hand. Also called "Jacob Marley Pants" by Maudlin Hart because of the incessant jingling said chains cause. Stupid Suvians, always mucking up a perfectly good article of clothing... *goes away muttering curses at all Suvians*

they ring a bell by Pads on 2009-01-08 06:31:00 UTC Reply

Hot Topic Bondage Pants, I mean. Did they crop up a couple of months back? Either way they're a traumatising mental image.
Oh, okay. by Anity on 2009-01-05 23:39:00 UTC Reply

They sound neat, actually. Wonder if I can get a pair...

They're a bit expensive though, by Zotz on 2009-01-06 17:31:00 UTC Reply

At $60 a pair. Of course, this *might* be an example of jacking the Americans' prices up.

*jawdrop* by Buta no Kaabii on 2009-01-05 09:44:00 UTC Reply

An elf? Named Silmarillion? Oh, you have got to be kidding me. She didn't even spell the name right on some occasions. An iPod... Smite smite smite. Oh, and her profile has minis in it, such as "Elros Erestor", created by a missing comma. Yes, burn the fic... Burn it until there's nothing left to burn!