http://agenttrojie.livejournal.com/60386.html#cutid1

and

http://agenttrojie.livejournal.com/60501.html#cutid1

which run concurrently and are respectively Agent Paddlebrains' nineteenth published mission (and will be the twentieth when we finally finish 'Pain'), and Agent Trojanhorse's twenty-fifth mission to be published (and twenty-seventh when all as-yet-unpublished missions are finally, er, finished). They can be read in either order.

There's a bit of an Event at the end of them, too ...

So, sporked slash for all to start the new year off with a bang!