Subject: Here's what she is...
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Posted on: 2009-01-01 02:57:00 UTC
A soon to be dead Sue. It's either the Reality room, a Durge-esque funeral, or the Maw for our furry friend. I'm considering doing this one after another Grievous-love fic, but if anyone wants it...
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4756043/1/Forbidden_Love
Poor Grievous. First the OOP droid pairing, then "Precious One", and now this... Goodbye, canon.
Two sentences in and it had me screaming. Two. Sentences. Kill it with fire, or lava, or an erupting volcano, *please*.
Even if I've never really got Star Wars... poor Grievous indeed.
...GRIEVOUS??? Why? WHY? WHYYYYYY???? *smashes head on keyboard (yuh7jn8656y7tuhhyj)*
I'm not sure whether the utter incoherence of the first chapter or the pairing itself makes me dislike that fic more. Grievous is far too awesome a character for him to deserve anything like this.
She keeps referring to herself as wolfish. Is she a...werewolf? O_o Also, ew. Blatant 'Sue.
She's an immortal wolf-dragon clawed specie [sic]. She has both wolf and dragon alternate forms, and is impossoble to kill, as is her entire "specie".
A soon to be dead Sue. It's either the Reality room, a Durge-esque funeral, or the Maw for our furry friend. I'm considering doing this one after another Grievous-love fic, but if anyone wants it...
But how does one kill a Sue that is stated to be immortal?
Immortality merely means that she won't die of old age. Its vagueness means that she can probably be killed by the methods above. That, or my Agents can remove her limbs and cart her back to the Research department for them to use. After all, she's never stated to be capable of limb regeneration...
At one point in the story she goes into battle with the justification "It's not like I can die." She probably is invulnerable - limb removal and research is probably the best option.
Death impaired or not, I doubt Ms. Furry can survive a trip to the Maw or the centre of a sun. Still, let's see what Research makes of her...