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Subject: Valar have mercy!
Author: Lily Winterwood
Posted on: 2008-12-27 23:20:00 UTC

Forgive Me
The worst has happened. I think. *glares at Ironic Overpower*
Anyways, according to deleterius, this particular LotR badfic combines mpreg with Mary Sue. And not in the Maeluiwen way. Noooo. Mary Sue(who happens to be "Queen of the Elves")'s bedwarmer Legolas has an affair with Haldir and Legolas ends up getting knocked up. What the frak?

So... DMS and DBS, you're going to have to stop your rivalry (I'm assuming there's some...) and work together on this one.

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Valar have mercy! by Lily Winterwood on 2008-12-27 23:20:00 UTC

Only 'rivalry' I know of is me and Trojie grabbing newbies by Sedri on 2008-12-28 02:33:00 UTC Reply

But that's mostly flag-waving and pleas; the departments have been known to work together seamlessly.

That said, allow me to point out that the author has named herself "PrincessCaspien95" - the numbers I can ignore. The fact that our unfortunate Narnian prince has had a sex change is difficult. Tha fact that she SPELLED THE NAME WRONG is unforgiveable.

I'll be glad to do a joint mission with a slasher if anyone's interested - killing Sues is a pleasure. Pads, Trojie? Anyone else?

sounds good, but... by Pads on 2008-12-28 19:12:00 UTC Reply

Can it wait for a month? It's that time of year again - two seen exam questions to prepare for, some creative writing to do, and six to eight thousand words of something, I haven't actually checked what yet. All due in around the 19th of January. And Trojie, evil wench that she is, has buggered off for New Year, and is doing holidays from the 16th. In short, we're going to be murderously busy for the two weeks that she's back.

However, a cowrite in three weeks could certainly work, and I'm sure Trojie will agree.

Gladly - I'm swamped at the moment, myself. (nm) by Sedri on 2008-12-28 20:53:00 UTC Reply

My, my, that's a scary thought. by Lily Winterwood on 2008-12-28 04:19:00 UTC Reply

*cuddles Caspien the mini-Dragon*

*whimper* by Makari on 2008-12-28 00:06:00 UTC Reply

Legolas Thranduilion in close proximity with "I don't want to be that type of person who doesn't give a shit about their former lover."

It seems this person has at least read the books, but... but... *brain a-splode*

I'd help, but I am by no means short of things to kill. Still, I wish those who'll take it on the best of luck.