*sputters incoherently*

Permission request by Ugolino on 2008-12-20 22:14:00 UTC Reply

First Mission: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4567793/1/%3Cb%3EWindwalker%3Cb%3EFirstTest

Writing:
Anything written by "Dante" on comnet.imperialnetwork.com
or in this fic:
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4556817/1/%3Cb%3EParadise%3Cb%3E%3Cb%3EBurning%3Cb%3E">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4556817/1/%3Cb%3EParadise%3Cb%3E%3Cb%3EBurning%3C_b%3E

http://comnet.imperialnetwork.com/topic/10259/

Agents:
Alex Warren, Department of Floaters
A recruit from a world similar, but not identical to World 1, Alex Warren was first sent to the Star Wars OFU after a joke fanfic involving a lightsaber wielding stormtrooper who killed Luke Skywalker. He served his time, became interested in the PPC, and signed up. However, someone told him that reading at least three Legendary Badfics was a prequisite, and things went downhill from there. Relieved of a sizable portion of sanity, he exited the University and went on to the PPC...

Drental Parjir
A Mandalorian from the Star Wars Continuum, Parjir was originally a bit character in a Mandalorian-based Suefic. Like many members of her people, she had a distinct tendency to use heavy weapons and swear in Mando'a. References to Mandalorians as canon sues or fics which she deems as insulting to the Mandalorians will result in Bad Things happening. Needless to say, this might lead to problems...

Thoughts?

*sputters incoherently* by Tasari on 2008-12-23 04:51:00 UTC Reply

That is NOT what a vibroblade is, stupid, stupid Mary-Sue thing! They are not curvy lightsabers, as EVERY EFFING SMUGGLER and HIS AUNTY run around with them! They are KNIVES that VIBRATE on a high frequency, making them cut better, hence the NAME. They also do not "cut through durasteel like butter" and they do not "fade" when not in use. And you are NOT the Force-possessed daughter of Qui-Gon Jinn, you horrible bint!

Get it killed! Space the little schutta.

Ow, ow, ow. by Anity on 2008-12-24 18:23:00 UTC Reply

She thought vibroblades were *curvy lightsabers*??? Qui-Gonm Jinn's *daughter* Burny! DIE!
And canon goes out for lunch,,, by Ugolino on 2008-12-23 17:00:00 UTC Reply

Add the Jedi turning a blind eye to her converting to the Potentium heresy, her immunity to falling, and a suspected date mix-up and we have a serious problem.

I suppose her vibroblade could have been painted green...I suppose it'll turn into a lightsaber and back or something. Any ideas on how the vibroblade would work from the Agents' POV?

Heheh... by Tasari on 2008-12-23 22:59:00 UTC Reply

I didn't actually read past the point where her "heritage" was revealed...

Yup, the metal could be painted green. It would be a Magical Mary-Sue Weapon, so for Glod's sake don't get in the way of it. Steal it as soon as she puts it down or something. I expect it'll either turn into a training lightsaber (as the not as powerful as a lightsaber descrip would suggest), cease to exist out of pure logic once she's dead ("curved" lightsaber beam + logic = poof!), or revert into an actual green-painted vibrosword. While her influence is still around, it will, unfortunately behave as she describes, but as soon as she's dead...

Granted by Leto Haven on 2008-12-21 07:16:00 UTC Reply

One condition that I give all my newbies is that you send me the mission and I will give it a read over. It is just my final quality control. my e-mail is: letohaven @ hotmail . com (without the spaces) and if you get it to me over Christmas, I may get back to you really fast!

Leto

Really? Thanks! by Ugolino on 2008-12-21 14:48:00 UTC Reply

I was actually wondering who to ask read it over...Now I just have to write it...

Glade you are happy! (nm) by Leto on 2008-12-21 21:22:00 UTC Reply