Subject: Inspiration from canon
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Posted on: 2008-12-22 12:01:00 UTC
Follow the example of a group of rogue Twileks: place her in bacta, then run electricity through it. Turn off the electricity, let her be healed, and repeat. The best part is, it's canon!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4711840/1/TheClaudorConspiracyrenamedfrom_Artist
It seems to be set more in the modern day than in the Wars verse, and the character is a wangsty little artistic genius. Still, it could be worse. If anyone needs blaster practice...
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4718197/2/TheDarkKnight
It's Ninja-Zombie-Pirate-Robot INSPACE! Now with subflavors of canon Sue and the Worf effect!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4713903/1/TheZasikChroniclesITheCloneWars
Screenplay format, super force powers, implausible stats, and a poor grasp of anything other than uber l33t clone wars. Oh, and screwing up continuity despite how difficult that is for this series...
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4713903/1/TheZasikChroniclesITheCloneWars
The author probably got reported for it, or they decided to take it down. In that case, it would probably be due to flames. Now, could you do me a favor and report a very bad Old Republic fic? I've always liked the KotOR part of EU canon, and I need to imagine a particularly offensive 'Sue from there getting killed in horrible, horrible ways. Like getting the Force ripped from her then being... well... I'll think of something if the time comes. Preferably with poisoned kolto when she's being 'healed' from whatever happens, just for fun.
Follow the example of a group of rogue Twileks: place her in bacta, then run electricity through it. Turn off the electricity, let her be healed, and repeat. The best part is, it's canon!
Mitth'raw'nuruodo a crinking TEACHER!? MODERN DAY ON EARTH instead of a long time ago in a galaxy far, far way? Sithspawn, this could go to the DoWTF!
It's simply a case for Despatch. Probably in conjunction with the DMS.
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Hmm...does the PPC have any true capital ships (Star Destroyerrs) and crews under its control?
Anyway, it's open to whoever wants it. My short-term planned list is full...
I wrote about a rather powerful mech in Error 48 a while back, but that's all that I've seen in the way of large weapons platforms, aside from the aforementioned Sun Crusher.
Those are the closest to capital ships we have at the moment, though.
So the two options for Sue containment are
a)send in an assassin or two
b)destroy the star system?
What, no fleets? I've seen agents use Trek ships in their missions...
I've created a few mini capital ship-rancors, haven't I? "Star Destroyerrs" indeed. Face, meet palm.