Subject: Ooh, this should be interesting.
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Posted on: 2013-04-08 05:37:00 UTC

What would my agents be like if they were from another continuum? Well, poor Marvin would have never heard of MLP:FiM, thus completely changing his motivation for being in the devision he is in. Great, now I am imagining Marvin as a wizard from the Discworld. I wonder...

While all his peers were busy reading star formations, summoning Death, and shoving their heads in mercury clouds, Marvin dared to wonder about a diferent kind of magic: the magic of friendship. Unfortunately, the Archmage was not Celestia, but a man who thought Marvin's fascination with human emotion was bolth absurd and complete hogwash. Marvin was alone in his observations of mortal resilience and strength in tight numbers, and while he was able to stalk watch others forge friendships through fire (and loose other freinds in the same blaze) he could not bring himself to make any friends himself. That is, untill his experiment with quicksilver, sunflower seeds, and a pony heart somehow managed to rip a hole in the fabric of reality.

While on almost any other world this would be cause for considerable alarm, dimensional tears on the Disc were a fairly common occurrence, especially in the Unseen University. This hole was different from the usual kind, which lead to a vast, barren land full of freezing cold sand and unimaginable horrors that were all too easy to imagine. No, this one seemed to lead into a genericaly grey hallway, with light fixtures hanging on the ceiling. Marvin would have taken more time to ponder the architecture, if he did not find himself sucked into the portal, and on the other side. Now all he could think about is, "Oh bugger. Now what?"

Meanwhile, in the laboratory Marvin was very rudely taken from, a tall dark figure stood, leaning against his scythe and watching the hole the wizard was pulled into shrink and disapear with a small 'Pop.' The figure sighed and shook his head, as he pulled out a small hourglass, which had suddenly desided to stop. I HATE PLOTHOLES.

...Thanks Lily, now I have Marvin the Wizard stuck in my head. Fantastic.

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