Hi everyone! My name is Kaimai, and I am looking forward o being a PPCer! I have read most of the Series and missions. So I decided to join up. I write poetry and my main fandoms are: Super Sentai, Shake It Up!, Austin & Ally, Power Rangers, and Eden Eternal. My Minr ones are Rizzoli& Isles and Castle.

Hi, KittTheCat! We're glad to have you on the Board!
It's always nice to see another My Little Pony fan. *conspiratorial whisper* One of these days, we're going to take over the PPC. I'm waiting for a sign from WorldJumper- should be any day now.
*cough* Anyway, please have this one (1) Fluffy Wambler! He's originally from the Dwarf Fortress continuum, but ridiculously adorable anywhere.
See you around the Board!

Welcome welcome :D It looks like I only share the Lord of the Rings fandom with you, but hey if we all liked exactly the same things it'd be boring!

To welcome you to the board I offer you a colt bred from a Rohan sire and a bag from Honeydukes, enchanted to be filled with an assortment of sweets of your choice!

Welcome to PPC newbie! As a gift, I offer you a stick of virtual Kitkat, to be munched for short breaks. Don't feed it to cats and dogs though, it was thought to be poison to them.

MLP;FIM? Mind if you give the full name?

Wow. That sounded odd. My first time saying that in my native language... Oof. Sorry, got a little distracted. Anyways, have some rock-cupcakes! You could throw them at annoying people sometime. Ooh, and some chocolates, here! *gives you the basket of cupcakes and chocolates*

Wow, another newbie! Gift-giving time!
I have quite a few fandoms, myself, but unfortunately, MLP is not one of them. Fortunately, due to an encounter with another MLP fan (this one a brony), this Pokemon fan has the perfect gift for you:

Have a plushie of Rapidash, which I learned bears a striking resemblance to Twilight Sparkle in one scene of the episode "Feeling Pinkie Keen". I hope you like it!

Yay, another Warriors fan! Glad to have you on the Board!

Let's see, present... ah! Have a bottle of perfume! This is a special concoction of mine dubbed Eau de Blood of Sue. It smells of Sue blood, hence the name.

Also, have some Bleepolate truffles! Chocolate and Bleeprin in truffle form can't be all bad, can it?

Have some Borax and Bleepka (do not consume the Borax)and a trunk full of funny-shaped smeary erasers, and a couple of friendship bracelet charms, and a pack of marshmallows. Good to have you A-board, mind the steps!

Greetings, new friend! Have a potted Poison Joke plant!

Welcome to the Board! have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Once you drink it, you can never go back to that ordinary boring tap water stuff.

Ello there Kitt! Man, It's been a while since I've said hello to a newbie. Too long. Because of this lack of greatings on my part, I shall compensate with two gifts! Have a bleep-blap bar, the bleepolate version of Kit-Kat bars! I don't know why, but I have a feeling you'll enjoy them.

Now, for gift two... *GUAAAAH!* You like ponies too? Yay, another brony in the ppc!
(as if we don't already have a whole herd in here...)
Here, your second gift is a crystal statue of your favorate character from FiM, with an aspect of their personality enchanted onto it. Just be careful, demon shadow ponies may try to make it their slave.

Welcome to the PPC!

High-five, fellow newly-introduced lurker!

Oh, present... Let me see what I have with me at the moment... Ah. Here, you can choose - a packet of n-sided dice where n is a rational number between 1 and 100, or a syringe containing a mixture of morphine, bleeprin and adrenaline for those nights where you really need it.

Good to have you on board~

Hi! I'm Pauline....I'm a rather passionate Harry Potter lover (which is, unfortunately, the only fandom we share).
.....I've been giving this out lately, but recently I've been making this bleepolate ice cream with extra chocolate- you like chocolate?- perfect for all of your badfic brain scrubbing needs (homemade, by the way). Here's a tub, as a welcome gift! Goodness knows you'll use up enough bleeprin, here.....:)

Have a God Tier hoodie of your preferred Title and Aspect! Look stylish while tricking your friends into believing you have supernatural powers! I'll also toss in a free untuned Strife Specibus as a bonus. Choose whichever proficiency you like!

Have a cookie, or a baker's dozen!

I note you like Homestuck. Favorite troll? Reaction to the latest update?

Have some Bleep'n'ms and an Unspecified Plushie! (the former is good against Badfic and the latter transforms into your favorite character)
Welcome a-Board!

Oh, well, you might not be small, but I'll call you small because I can.
/bricked

Have some lemming repellent!

Welcome! Please leave your sanity at the door as it is unneeded here.
Anyway, you should read The Constitution. Browsing the Wiki is also recommended, as is reading The Original Series. Other than that, you're welcome to drop by the IRC channel to say hi, and don't forget to have fun!
Oh, and you can have this cup of tea, I have tons more. Just don't let the leaves eat you.