Subject: Claiming and question.
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Posted on: 2008-11-30 07:12:00 UTC

Whilst rambling around a group chat earlier tonight, we stumbled across this author.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1363663/moonchild94

Her writings annoyed us intensely, and we want to spork them. We've selected four of the ones that annoyed us most.

The Tale of Lucy Turenbaumerumm
Lucy Turnenbaumerumm Travels to Lord of the Rings
The Second Tale of Lucy Turnenbaumerumm
A Minuscule Rip in the SpaceTime Continuum
These missions will not take place for a while yet, and certainly not until Kgarrett has Permission at the very earliest.

However. All these fics are in first-person, and some of them contain more than one Sue. So how do we go about killing the Sues? Obviously we'll need crash dummies, but how do we make the kill without ripping the dummies to bits? Or damaging them at all? (We're planning violent ends for them, if you couldn't tell.)

So, help? Please?

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