Subject: "Oof..." Tasari's reactions, the play-by-play.
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Posted on: 2008-11-30 00:05:00 UTC

Seriously, she has a Celtic made bow? Hope "Reighn" knows the Celts haven't made anything in a loooong time. Museum pieces like that aren't generally functional anymore.

*grumbles* 'nother friggin' wannabe-Gaelic bint...

Oh, of course! Everyone knows Rivendell is in Faerie! You just have to wander through the standing stones or under the Hill and you're there!

Silver/Sylvin/Sylvan Elves? "Jairah, daughter of, Sandros"? "Elivin"? Who thinks this is all right, seriously.

*confiscates horse for re-education, renaming, and rehabilitation*

Gazebo! Yay. Blackadder, more yay!

No, no are NOT friggin' CELTIC, you hamster-begotten Mary-Sue! You have books, therefore you are not a celt, you fancypants guttersnipe.

Demon of fire? If that thing is a Balrog, I'll eat my bastard sword...and how in Elrond's name did it get anywhere near THE EXTREMELY PROTECTED Rivendell in the first place?

*snerk* She calls demon-thing "Shadow," which is the same thing abbreviation to which she shortened that poor stallion's name. The horse tries to kill 'Sues! We must recruit him!

...why is her sword named "Father"?

Stupid, stupid backstory...

*sputters incoherently* ... *takes a deep breath* You are NOT CELTIC, you schutta! *runs off to find cluebat and stick of beatings*

*returns* Here, Spider-Elf... *giggle* C'mere, magic-brat...

Argh, lack of punctuation, spelling, vocabulary! Evil.


Oy. Blessings on you for getting so far.

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