Subject: 'Ello!
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Posted on: 2008-11-27 00:34:00 UTC
Hi! I'm Maudlin Hart, if you call me Maud or Maudie I'll bite you in half, I'm thirteen, I'm a geek, I like shiny things, I like fire, I'm bohemian-gothic, and I like goodfic. If you peeps will accept my offerings of virtual Suenicorn jerky and coconuts, I shall be insanely gleeful. If you don't, I'll bother you until you do! Meep?
Have a Prinny suit! It makes you better at just about everything (in an RPG sense), but it has the side-effect of making you add 'Dood' to the end of every sentence.
Suenicorn jerky sounds delicious, and coconuts are good. Plus, they make a very good Monty Python reference item when empty. Yay!
And welcome. :)
...can I call you Maudlin or Hart without being bitten in half? 'Cause, you know, that sounds really uncomfortable. I like my torso being attached to my legs, thanks. :) But hey, Suenicorn jerky. I'm not usually a meat-eater, but that sounds absolutely delicious.
I must think of some way to thank you... Here, have a new pointe shoe. Good for dishing out minor to moderate concussions. :)
So... yeah. Many welcomes. Be insanely gleeful; we don't really use that sanity thing around here all that much.
Yeah, call me Maudlin, or Mad Maudlin if you want the full thing. I got the name from a song about asylum inmates, so it doesn't really matter, heheh.
*tosses a graduated cylinder your way* Welcome to the PPC, Maudlin! Enjoy your stay!
*sings* I don't know why you say good-bye I say hello...
Well, I'm hoping you don't say good-bye anytime soon! Glad to see another newbie around here with a thing for long names. I'd go for the jerky, but I'm pretty sure that Suenicorns aren't kosher, so I'll just take the coconuts instead. I always wondered what coconut milk tasted like.
I don't have anything awesome to offer like these veteran boarders, so I'll offer you some of the vegan pumpkin pie I've had for Thanksgiving. It's very yummy, though it has a weird aftertaste.
Beatles! YAY!
They do have hooves. It all depends on if said Suenicorns are the traditional goaty type or the horsey type.
*sings* Down at the English fair, one evening I was there, when I heard a showman shouting underneath a flare! Thanks for the pie!
*takes a coconut and offers a towel in return* Hope you enjoy it here!
A towel...are you planning to throw me into a large body of water?
But a towel is always handy to have in any case! You can carry coconuts in it, for one thing. *does so*
I present thee with extra petroleum for the old flaxe, as well as this limited special edition 'more dakka' for whenever you just need sum bigga' gunz.
DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!
Hooray! My brother plays that game... I'm more of a D&D chick myself.
Ooh, and you bring gifts, too! *noms jerky*
Here, have some psychic paper in return. Gets you most anywhere, only don't go showing it to crushes. Tends to get...embarrassing. In any even, glad you're here!
BTW, will your Agents be based in a Response Center or a TARDIS?
Response center.
Suenicorn jerky! I wonder if ypurs'll eat it. Hmmm...
Anyway, I'm Sara and have an egg whisk. It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and spambots as well. Use it for good and not much evil.
Welcome to the insanity!
What's a ypur?
You'll need it.
Welcome! Thanks for the jerky - it has been decontaminated, right? - and good to meet you. I'm sure July will be along shortly with all the links you'll need. While I'm here, let me wave a little flag advertising the Department of Mary Sues. *grin*
Nice to meet you!
"And then, I took on the deathknights with only a spork! A SPORK!"
-Daniel Ti'Fiona (Linky linky! http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_116.php)
That's a flamethrower/axe, if you're wondering. More specifically, an axe with a flamethrower component attached. You'll have to go down to DoSAT if you want full specs or something, though. Anyway, welcome! Sounds like you'll fit right in, hope you have fun.
Fire shiny. Shiny good. Therefore, fire good.
Welcome to the PPC.
I present you with your very own bag of pebbles for throwing at Sues and a Random Shiny Object because shinies are win.
There should be some more people along soon to give you shiny links and presents.
How did you find the PPC, and what fandoms do you cover?
Oh, and you can pop your sanity over in the Sanity Cloakroom by the door, we don't usually need it in here.
Welcomes again!
I has a shiny! I has pebbles! Yay!
I found the PPC through Miss Cam's website, which I found through OFUM, which I found through OFUR, which I found through The Pit Of Voles. I cover PotC, LotR, Redwall, the Uglies/Pretties/Specials/Extras series, Peter Jarvis stuff, Discworld, pretty much anything Tim Burton, Monty Python, and Harry Potter. I also cover my bed with blankets. I fed my sanity to the Wargs long ago; they do love the taste.