http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4678689/1/TheRightGurl

"The Right Gurl" by imagrateritter

I can't really give you an idea of how badly this is written without giving you a sample of the story:

'“sry babe. I always forget dat u r telepathik!” riona wuz wearing a brite orange tube top today that cut off rite below her gigantik boobz. She had a denim miniskirt wit a huge belt that sed slytherin slutz 4eva on it! (nut dat she wuz slutty or nething!)'