Here, have some psychic paper. It's good for getting into parties and top-secret places. Only don't let your mind wander too much when you use it.

Hey, you never know, it might come in handy! (I wasn't trying to blow you up, honest!)

Anyhow, welcome slightly newer new person than myself, hope you stick around!

And since Sedri doesn't wanna do it, I also gift you with an Transdimensional Pocket Knife, which has the follow functions:
*Lightsabre Toothpick
*A holographic projector which generates the picture of a shiny coin.
*A nuclear-powered sock
*And many, many other exciting things!

Welcome to the PPC, and don't mind the marbles that are rolling around. Just bow to them with semi-respect and nudge them along. With any luck, they'll eventually get back to their owner.

*waves hello and showers you with confetti*

They let me have sugar, so I'm somewhat hyper.

Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object!

Welcome to the PPC! Lose your sanity! We're all insane here!

*is dragged away by the Medical team and sedated*

[Okay, I'm not usually this hyper, but I'm in a very good mood at the moment. Sorry if I disturbed you :P]

Enjoy canonical baked goods!

Lots of newbies in the last couple of days. It's all cool, but it's an interesting phenomenon. Anyway, welcome!

Also, first poke.

*poke*

~Neshomeh

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

I leave you to work out its full purpose. Nice to meet you.

- Sedri

I gift you with an egg whisk...it's shiny, gold-plated, and hey, it whisks eggs! It can also whisk author wraiths and spambots if you like. Use it for good and not evil.

Welcome to the insanity! Fun is part of the package. :D