Have some more Suenicorn flesh.
You've read C*l*br**n? I'VE read "Violation of the Evenstar!" And That Series! Nyeeer.

You can love it, stroke it, feed it (Only chocolate flecks though). Alternatively, you can eat it.
And the Ypurs are my jurisdiction for now. As there are over eight hundred of them by this point, you can definitely take one. Did you want an Urple, Wilver or Bleen one? Or just a regular coloured one like turquiose, crimson, veridian or ochre?

Shame on me!

Anyway, have an egg whisk. It's shiny, gold-plated, and, hey, it whisks eggs! You can also use it to whisk spambots and author wraiths, if you like. And here, have some Belgian chocolates, too.

Welcome to the insanity!

Here, have some psychic paper. It's always useful. Just don't let it get you in trouble...

Here's a Mammoth tank!

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

You sound like you'll fit right in - nice to meet you! I'm not sure who runs the ypur adoptions, but they'll probably reply here sooner or later. :)

Cheers!

- Sedri

Yes, you read that right. An axe that shoots fire due to a flamethrower component being added to it. Coolest weapon since chainswords, I say. There should still be Ypurs to go around, as Neshomeh said, and I'm sure we'll find a use for the Ion Canon. Probably give it to DOGA if nothing else, and we can always put it in the Armoury. It's impressive that you've managed to read that much, especially the Legendary Badfics, it sounds like you're gonna fit right in. Can't wait to see your agents when you finally try for permission!

*poke*

I think there are plenty of Ypurs to go around. I don't see why anyone who wants one shouldn't have one. I don't run the adoptions, though.

As for the Ion Canon, I'm sure someone will think of something to do with it. *g*

Welcome!

~Neshomeh

*hands plate of delicious baked goods*

I present you with newbie-gifts of a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object!

Welcome to the insanity. You sound like you'll fit right in.

Have a P-90. Since you've been to the Wiki and everything, I won't spam you with links. I will recommend keeping an eye out for July though, since she tends to give rabies when she can't give links.

Come in, we don't bite (mostly) and your sanity can go in that slot marked 'Incinerator' over there. You won't need it here.