Subject: Bu-bu-bu-bu-but...Bu-bu-bu-bu-but...
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Posted on: 2013-04-07 01:50:00 UTC
There is no logic in this,
There is no logic in this.
This is a really bad fanfic,
There is no logic in this.
First they ship Phineas/Ferb,
Then it makes Avenger kids!
This is a realy bad fanfic,
There is no logic in this!
Brother's ain't lovers!
Meh, not my best parody, but it will have to do.
AND A PARTRIDGE IN A-- *is forcibly silenced* ...Hello, I'm Agent Dawn, and I'll be taking over this post now, since DawnFire's gone insane. Hopefully it's temporary. Anyway, in that bit with the Avengers, there are six mini-Nick Furys created. DawnFire doesn't actually remember enough about Phineas and Ferb to take on this fic (all to the good, in my mind, I'm insane enough without having to deal with stuff like this), and is rather squicked by the fic anyway, but she'd be quite happy if someone else took on this fic and delivered the minis safely to the Avengers OFU. Thanks for your time, have a nice day! *pokes DawnFire* Hey, I think she might be waking up! Awesome, that means I can stop being serious. Toodles! ~Dawn~ (and DawnFire. Ugh. I don't think I want to look past the first chapter, thanks all the same...bye, Dawn. Thanks for taking over there.)
Halk, Steve Rodgers, Blackwidow, Halkeye, and Capton America. I probably missed something from earlier in the fic, because I just got back from reading some Homestuck badfic and was only skimming this one.
I also found two Phineas and Ferb minis, Ferb Buford Baljeet and fire side girls. What would a Phineas and Ferb mini even be? A mini-platypus? A mini-Norm? A mini-inator?
Heh, I like the idea of mini-inators.
But the key question is... which one do we base them on? I say whichever one looks evilest.
Since the appearance of other minis can change based on the character misspelled, maybe the mini-inator could differ as well, possibly being something connected to the misspelled character or one of their traits.
Wait, that might be a little too complicated. Now that I check the wiki, there are about a hundred inators, and most of them are too situational to correlate to characters.
Hmm... this is more difficult than I thought it would be. Plus, since most of the inators are large ray guns on tiny little support posts, it's hard to rank how evil they look.
Hm, mini-Nicks. Interesting alternate abbreviation...could be interesting to explore...is a mini-Nick different from a mini-Fury?
--ok, cutting that off now.
As to why six, I was counting 'cousin brucey' as one. Other than that, I want to adopt the Capton.
...just realized how...interesting a mini-Fury of Steve would be. Wow.
Also, I have now realized that there only is one chapter, not the several more I was expecting. Awesome. This pleases DawnFire.
And, randomly: can SPN get any more awesome? Crowley quoted Monty Python. I just. That was wonderful.
Also, Oswin and I have the same laptop. That was interesting. (Ok, it was creepy and cool. Still.)
And now, enough ranting...bye!
~DF
The Avengers mini is a mini-Nick Fury, but the Percy Jackson mini is a mini-Fury as in the Greek mythological creature. Technically, that latter mini would be a mini-Erinyes, but the OFU got several chapters in calling them mini-Furies and it's been dead for a while. I just call the Avengers mini a mini-Nick for convenience's sake. I imagine they could be referred to either way.
By the way, what are you going to do with your responses that you had on your laptop now that the topic they was in is on the next page over? I still want to find out what sort of creature Agen____t is, and now Ican't even find the post where I asked the question.
Some of those were pretty embarrassing, too. That'll teach me to post to the Board on someone else's computer without testing it first.
It's partway through the OFUDisc announcement thread.
~DF
It's spelled with a 'y' to differentiate :) But yes, I'm sure either way works, and there may end up being a conversation, at the very least, in the OFU exploring that...(*hint hint* to Karen.)
Oh, is it on the next page now? I hadn't noticed XD I actually had the response tab open, and I typed more on it today, so I'm just going to finish that response and then post it. Don't worry, I haven't forgotten! But if it helps, your subject line was 'Mini Takeover'.
~DF
Plot bunnies breeding.
Although they are for other things. For instance, the Adventures is longer, and...well...let's just say that I've found a very, uh, specialspeshul guest star for the OFU. Also, Edgar's tech amuses me.
~DF
Right now, Dawn. *holds up hand* Right now.
There is no logic in this,
There is no logic in this.
This is a really bad fanfic,
There is no logic in this.
First they ship Phineas/Ferb,
Then it makes Avenger kids!
This is a realy bad fanfic,
There is no logic in this!
Brother's ain't lovers!
Meh, not my best parody, but it will have to do.
Urgh. Agh. Gah.
This is not right. It is just not right. I don't feel like listing all the reasons WHY it isn't right, but they're there.
I didn't even know there was Phineas/Ferb fanfiction, let alone slash... *shudders*
Fanbrats don't care if what they're writing makes any sense in regards to location and setting, because it rarely makes any sense whatsoever for anything else. Why stop at the merely ridiculous when you can go full-on ludicrous, is something they might say if they realized the extent of their poor writing.
Don't believe me? Do you want me to link a Casper the Friendly Ghost Suefic I found? Neither do I. I don't like giving it more attention than it has to.
Oh, I believe you after this. Ouch. Must go soak eyes in nice Bleeprin solution...
No, no, please do link it, so I can kill it.
As to this...haven't had a chance to read it, but...it sounds like something that should make me go 'ouch', so...ouch.
Speaking of fanfiction of everything, I really hope I can find some Squire's Tales badfic; I'd love to PPC some. I did try to find Chronicles of Prydain badfic and almost completely failed, though, and the same with Good Omens fic; there's just so much lovely goodfic! And hardly any badfic! (At least on FFN).
Although, if you happen to know different, please correct me, and I'll be happy to take it on.
~DF
Well, I was planning on saving it for myself, but if you really want to see it, here it is.
I did find some Squire's Tales badfic, which was an annoying escapade considering that I had originally thought I was looking for badfic of the story in the Canterbury Tales, but the only badfic I found was abandoned after its first two chapters. Disappointing. I found some mediocre fanfiction that constantly spelled Gawain as "Gwaine", but I don't think it wasn't really up to PPC standard for "kill this now", since it had good SPaG otherwise and had characters recognize its ridiculous premise as ridiculous rather than accepting it at face value.
There are so many badfics that would be fun to spork, but were abandoned a few chapters in. I remember a story I found a few weeks ago that was labeled as a Batman/Mario crossover, had a blatantly obvious Mary Sue, and stopped updating before Mario even got involved at all. Again, disappointing.
As for Good Omens fanfic, most of the badfic I could find was really annoying slash or never got anywhere before being abandoned, and then I got to this. There are no words. I can't even. Too short to spork, but when the entire setting is OOC... just flat what.
Also, one more Good Omens one. It's not the worst of fanfictions, but the prose is impenetrable and it takes place in the Supernatural universe, so I figured you'd want to give it a look. I've never watched Supernatural, so I couldn't tell you how OOC everyone is, but judging by how the story treats Crowley, at least a few of the Supernatural characters are going to be knocked OOC as well. Plus, the scene transition marker is "&!&!&!&!&", so nobody could ever call it "good".
Phineas and his brother-boyfriend wants to meet a girl, who had acquinted with the members of the Avengers. On the surface.