Re: *Snerks* I like this!

Suvian-to-English phrase book. by Laburnum on 2008-10-23 01:37:00 UTC Reply

Shall we compile one? It's kitsune106's idea, but he asked me to post it for him.

For example:

Suvian: "It's just fanfic!"
English: "I don't want to put in any effort whatsoever."

Oh, haha by Lily Winterwood on 2008-10-24 15:21:00 UTC Reply

Suvian: "Its mah storie and in mah storie unicornz xsist ok lusers?"
English: "I think I'm so original, but this is already old and cliched. I'm also too lazy to check whether unicorns really do exist in Middle-earth."

Suvian: "OMGOMGOMG IZNT SHEE TEH PWN?1!?"
English: "She is idiotically cliched. She is a brat with a bitchy, slutty attitude. Come on, PPC...she's drawn a target on her chest!"
*giggles* YEs, go for it! (nm) by Cassie Cameron-Young on 2008-10-23 17:56:00 UTC Reply
Like any phrase book, this is going to need categories by Leto Haven on 2008-10-23 14:00:00 UTC Reply

I sujest that the initial categories be:

Blatant Sue
Masked Sue
Marked Sue
Anoying Sue
Ignorant Sue
...

Any more ideas???

Leto

How about separation by author type? by Sedri on 2008-10-23 21:56:00 UTC Reply

As in:

Young and Ignorant
Young and In Denial
Bratty
Lazy
Liar
Flamer

or something like that?

*insane laughter* by Ulalume on 2008-10-23 03:33:00 UTC Reply

Why, oh why, didn't someone think of this sooner??

*giggles madly* Seconded! by Sedri on 2008-10-23 06:21:00 UTC Reply

I'll try to think of some good ones to add later. *walks off, still chuckling*

Sounds like a good idea! by Luana Starlight on 2008-10-23 01:57:00 UTC Reply

If you want some help, I would be willing to offer whatever assistance you need.

We welcome input from anyone. by Laburnum on 2008-10-23 01:59:00 UTC Reply

Honestly, I'm kind of stuck. Ideas, anyone?

The obvious. by anon on 2008-11-02 20:16:00 UTC Reply

Suvian: She's not a Mary Sue!
English: She's a Mary Sue!
*Snerks* I like this! by Artic Blade on 2008-10-23 02:53:00 UTC Reply

Suvian: It's my story!
English: I can't be bothered reading the books, so I'll wing it.

Suvian: She's not a Mary-Sue!
English: She is a Mary-Sue, I just want the attention flames.

Suvian: Let's have teh gay sex!
English: I don't know anything about boys, so I'll guess they can get pregnant too!

Suvian: Isn't Legolas and Aragon so KAWAII!!!1!?
English: What's that red dot focusing on the centre of my forehead?

Re: *Snerks* I like this! by Tawaki on 2008-10-23 03:39:00 UTC Reply

Suvian: Don't like, don't read.
English: I know this sucks but don't care.

Suvian: How dar you flame this awsum storry!?
English: My teachers cared more about self-esteem than the three R's.

Suvian: SQUEE!
English: My brain just turned to mush.

Suvian: Don't Elrond and Legolas make the cutest couple?
English: I can't be bothered to research Elvish marital and sexual mores.

Suvian: Don't Peter and Edmund make the cutest couple?
English: I don't know thing one about what Narnia is all about.

Suvian: They call him the Ninth Doctor, right? So here is my story of the eight previous Doctors.
English: Who are you, miss, and what are you doing with Sarah Jane's robot? And why are you trying to poke me with that thorn?

LOVE. IT. by Sara on 2008-10-23 04:48:00 UTC Reply

Suvian: I wrote this late at night so don't blame me if it's bad!
English: I was too damn lazy to proofread.

Suvian: OMG HOW CUD U HAT MY STORIE UR SOOOO MEAN!!!11!
English: Denial. It's not just a river in Egypt anymore.

Suvian: Girl falls into Middle-Earth!
English: I have no originality.

Suvian: PLZ R&R!!
English: I am an attention whore. Give me attention.

Suvian: OMG I LUV MY LEGGIE-CHAN SOOOO MUCH HES SOOOOOO KAWAII!!!!!11!1 OH N REED N RATE OR LEGGIE WILL KILL U WIT HIS BOW HES SUCH A HOTTIE AND HE LOVES ME NOT U SO THERE!!!11! LUV U!!!
English: Whut.

Re: LOVE. IT. by Ansela on 2008-10-23 20:02:00 UTC Reply

Suvian: My OCs name is Sakura Harono because shes my favourite naruto character and its a kewl naem and you cant say it isnt.
English: I'm too lazy to look up Japanese names, I can't spell character's names properly and I have no idea what apostrophes are for.

Suvian: (A/N It looks just like Renji's sword in its shikai form.)
English: (A/N I'm too unoriginal to come up with a new weapon design and too lazy to describe an important prop.)

Suvian: (A/N SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE RANKA DID IN THE SECOND OPENING OF MACROSS FRONTIER AT 1:15)
English: (A/N She's basically a character from a different anime transplanted into my fic and given a different name and a bitchier, sluttier personality.)

Suvian: OMG SUGOI KAWAII KITSUNE-CHAN DESU!!!!!
English: I only know five Japanese words but not what they mean or how to use them properly.

Suvian: Glossary at bottom of page
English: I've used loads of Japanese words that actually exist in English, and not just the untranslatable fandom-specific terms that the majority of fans know already.

~~Sorry for the anime overdose of my examples. The first, fourth and fifth ones I've seen in various forms and the second and third are influenced by what music I was listening to while typing.~~

Are you familiar with Ghastly's Ghastly Comic? by Laburnum on 2008-10-23 20:22:00 UTC Reply

Very NSFW but funny comic. One of the characters is "Freddy", who speaks almost entirely in random Japanese words. To quote her on-off boyfriend, "All you're doing is making it impossible to understand you in two languages!" Might make you feel better about the spewings of anime fanbrats. (We're using some inspiration from her speech for Sakura-chan the catgirl in the OFUR.)

*snicker* Do it! (nm) by Neshomeh on 2008-10-23 01:56:00 UTC Reply