Seems pretty much like a crack-fic but there isn't any warnings. Warnings for minor to moderate OOC inconsistencies (with some severe liberties), not a whole lot of common sense on how the world works, and one rather disturbing implied threesome.....I'll let you figure that one out.
It's redeeming quality is that it's hilarious.
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