Subject: Do you have the money for a lawyer? (nm)
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Posted on: 2008-10-18 15:04:00 UTC
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This is random, but... by
on 2008-10-13 22:15:00 UTC
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I know Bleeprin can't be mixed with alcohol, but what about uranium? Or any other radioactive substance? Does anyone know what would happen if this were tested?
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Injesting radioactive material tends to be bad. by
on 2008-10-14 00:01:00 UTC
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Very bad. And it would probably be volatile enough to blow up half of HQ.
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Yes, well... by
on 2008-10-14 00:14:00 UTC
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What about the rest of the periodic table?
http://www.webelements.com/
If some of us are mad enough to try and turn Bleepka into rocket fuel, it should at least sound logical... -
Not a chemist, but... by
on 2008-10-14 01:10:00 UTC
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... well, what would the reason be for mixing bleepproducts with other elements? It's easy enough to make explosives/poisons etc without involving bleepproducts.
The only reason I can think of for adding radioactive substances is for the very few medical procedures that require, say, a barium meal in order to do internal imaging. Putting the barium in bleeprin might be a good way to get it down an obstreporous Agent. -
Things I Learned Today by
on 2008-10-14 01:20:00 UTC
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Chem class and the PPC don't mix.
If I want to set stuff on fire I can throw firecrackers in the backyard.
...Exactly how insane does one have to be to start giggling at the mention of things blowing up? Or at any type of fire? -
Ah, chemistry. My first love. by
on 2008-10-14 04:08:00 UTC
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Since you are interested in the subject, I present you with the `Ye Olde Colourfull Poisons` Kit. It contains every known element with recipes on some of my more favourite poisons (University Chemistry is so much fun). Careful though, some of those elements do not mix with the atmosphere or anything for that matter!
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Well.. by
on 2008-10-14 01:23:00 UTC
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You don't have to be insane at all for fire and explosions to be cool, after all, pyrotechnicians presumably do the job cos it's fun, and you'd have to be pretty damn sane to be given the license... Giggling though ... I think you just need to have too much sugar in your system.
Chem. class and the PPC can mix just fine if you have a *purpose* for it, other than 'ooh, explosions are neat' :) -
Since when do any of us have any purpose other than that? (nm) by
on 2008-10-14 02:55:00 UTC
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Point. by
on 2008-10-14 02:59:00 UTC
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But we usually try to at least spuriously justify our actions so as not to be labelled complete Sues :P
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*steals fire from Gods* Erm... A Goddess!Sue was after it? (nm) by
on 2008-10-14 05:02:00 UTC
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*Steals fire from OA.* She's secretly a Suethor? (nm) by
on 2008-10-16 07:24:00 UTC
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*handcuffs* You're under arrest. *grin* (nm) by
on 2008-10-17 00:08:00 UTC
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While I'm not normally opposed to handcuffs... by
on 2008-10-17 15:21:00 UTC
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In this case I really must protest! I'm innocent, your firey honour!
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You're both under arrest. by
on 2008-10-17 21:12:00 UTC
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Now, who's gonna be the judge, and where's our jury?
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I call Jury Duty! (nm) by
on 2008-10-18 02:52:00 UTC
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Don't I get a lawyer? (nm) by
on 2008-10-18 06:08:00 UTC
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Do you have the money for a lawyer? (nm) by
on 2008-10-18 15:04:00 UTC
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Well, no... by
on 2008-10-19 04:16:00 UTC
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But that just means I have to find a lawyer willing to accept cake as payment!
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No money here either. by
on 2008-10-20 02:14:00 UTC
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But I officially kidnap that giant chicken from Family Guy to be OA's lawyer, and Trojie to be mine... Sedri can be judge!
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You'll blow up HQ. That said... by
on 2008-10-14 00:30:00 UTC
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... disguise it as a bottle of fertilizer and give it to the Flowers.
Bleepka + any chemically active substance = Very Bad Idea.