Subject: *brain shuts down*
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Posted on: 2008-10-13 23:18:00 UTC
SYSTEM FAILURE. MUST REBOOT.
RUNNING DIAGNOSIS....
DIAGNOISIS COMPLETE. TARA GISELBE IS TO BLAME. MY IMMORTAL 2 IS TO BLAME.
KILL TARA. SPORK MY IMMORTAL 2. BURN PIT OF VOLES.
BRAIN REBOOTED.
Head...meet desk. *THWAP*
The nightmarish fanfiction, My Immortal, has a sequel.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4555834/1/MyImmortal2WakeMeUpInside
Yes. Someone who may or may not be Tara (though the writing is almost exactly like hers from the later chapters of My Immortal) has taken it upon themselves to write more of "Enoby's" plotless self-insert.
It's a horrid nightmare. SealRat and I are currently sporking My Immortal (as in, we've talked about what we plan to do), so we might as well take the sequel on once we've finished the original.
I happen to LIKE Evanescence. This is an insult. Spork it with much mighty.
I think I've been exposed to Tara, and several of her proteges, enough to develop nothing more than scathing amusement for it. And also a special built cattle prod capable of dealing voltage in the million volts area.
SYSTEM FAILURE. MUST REBOOT.
RUNNING DIAGNOSIS....
DIAGNOISIS COMPLETE. TARA GISELBE IS TO BLAME. MY IMMORTAL 2 IS TO BLAME.
KILL TARA. SPORK MY IMMORTAL 2. BURN PIT OF VOLES.
BRAIN REBOOTED.
Head...meet desk. *THWAP*
Not that there's a sequel, you KNEW that was going to happen. I find myself wondering if this writer is doing this on purpose. At this point I think Tara may not be one of the internet's worst writers, but one of its greatest trolls. An alpha troll, as it were, the template from which all lesser trolls would be cast.
How could it be?
Mad Hattie, you are a brave brave person.
*joins JulyFlame's efforts in using bleepka as rocket fuel*
--Mystia, horrified
Or at least claims to be. Check the Satanic Hymns rubbish (which I just laughed at). She signed it. Wait... hold on... could Tara spell her own name?
b-but...how?? Why?? After all she's already done...How could she do this?... *has flashback to original My Immortal* OH LORD, WHERE'S THE BLEEPKA??? *cries*
Apparently she's done the same to Twilight, too.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3879551/1/TwilaTheGirlWhoWazInLuvWithA_Vampyre/
She's got to be either the worst writer on the Pit, or the best troll to ever exist.
Anyways, if you need them, I offer up my Agents to help with your mish. Liadan is pretty good at rounding up those loose vowels which seemed to have vanished from her writing.
Though, does that really count as being in the Harry Potter Universe anymore? By this point I think it's a story that coincidentally has a few characters and locations in common.
Though she must burn in Tartarus for bringing Paris Hilton into it...
I feel dizzy...*faints*
*groggy* where'd the Bleepka go?...
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