Subject: Ggghhrhrfjkgh!
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Posted on: 2008-09-01 22:45:00 UTC
I started reading it, hoping to be amused, but only five paragraphs in, I had to stop. The nearly-good/coherent writing combined with awful, awful plot is the most painful.
-Mystia, agonizing
Professor Legolas by JOXIE (NC-17) [Reviews - 4]
Characters: Celeborn, Elrond, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf, Haldir, Legolas, Orophin, Rumil, Thranduil
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Romance
Warnings: Adult Content, AU
Summary: Harry comes into his Veela inheritance and discovers a whole new world. Legolas/Harry AU
Linky: http://avia.silverbloom.net/mirror/viewstory.php?sid=14869&i=1
It's one hell of a awful fic. Though it is humorous in a masochistic sense.
~Zoe~
I started reading it, hoping to be amused, but only five paragraphs in, I had to stop. The nearly-good/coherent writing combined with awful, awful plot is the most painful.
-Mystia, agonizing
She had to have read the books, and quite probably the Silmarillion, too.
So, then... why?
*spasmodic twitch*
Argh. Nrk. Nyyyyaaaaaagh.
What is this obsession of badfic writers with making male veela and this insane bonding thing?
Because male veela are never, ever mentioned that I can recall, and it's probable that the females just seduce human males, and that the veela genes appear only if the offspring is female. Or something.
I'm babbling. My brain still doesn't quite know what's going on.
(Ahem. That was the sound of my head inflicting copius amounts of pain on itself. *rubs head* owwwwie...)
What? How? Why?!