Holy Mother of Plasticine by
Wandering Critic
on 2008-08-06 05:47:00 UTC
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This suethor has written 30+ stories and they are almost all rewrites of some popular movie with added Sue. Sometimes she mashes two together.
And her profile ... over 800 LINES of "favorite" movie quotes (methinks she's a bit unclear on the concept of favorites). Profiles of all her OC's. Some MySpace-like comments. But, as usual, no hint that she's ever read an actual book. That makes the one good thing about her rather surprising.
On the plus side (as I noted at the end of my rather slapped-together review) she can construct a valid English sentence, which seems to be a rare skill nowadays. It's not enough to save "Wallace & Gromit & Mary Sue in Curse of the Were-Rabbit" though.
#3 by
Neshomeh
on 2008-08-06 02:57:00 UTC
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Good luck finding enough of a 'Sue to kill. All the author does is retell the movie from the OC's point of view--the OC barely does anything except angst over Gromit and snog him at the end. It's really insipid and boring. {= P
~Neshomeh
Oh, I remember "soulless shell". *shudder/giggle* by
Laburnum
on 2008-08-06 01:34:00 UTC
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Any fic which abruptly includes the line "then he shot a beam from his paw which the rat teleported away from" is going to be classic badfic. What got me about that line was how matter-of-fact it is, like we shouldn't be surprised at all that they can do this even though there's no AU tag and hardly any hints of magic up to this point ...
And then there was the part where Leif declares that his female sidekick needs protecting because, quote, "She is a seventeen-year-old girl she is bound to be assaulted and raped sooner or later eh", which sent my inner feminist on a rampage.