Well...here goes nothing. *deep breath*

Alright. I'll start with my agents.

Agent Ecru is pretty jaded - she reckons she's seen most of the worst stuff in fanfiction. Reading Celebrian, she says, counts, even if she doused at least five pints of Bleeprin afterwards. At some point during her PPC career, she acquired some massive guns, and she's slightly bitter about not being able to use them in the Harry Potter fandom. She's somewhere in her mid-to-late twenties, with shortish brown hair. She wers glasses, and is slightly plump.

Agent Avada is incredibly hyper, to the point of extreme annoyance. Ecru attributes this to having to much sugar in her tea. She's pretty protective of Snape, and tries to claim the rights of any 'Sue that abuses his character. She's tall, with black hair and brown eyes, and a rather high-pitched voice.

Both are going to be working in the Harry Potter fandom, Department of Mary-Sues. A sample of my writing is here. While not fanfiction as such, it's pretty fandom related and I'm pretty proud of it.

The fic I'd like to claim is this monstrosity. Ever since I saw it on Pottersues, I've been itching to give it its just deserts,and I can't wait to get started on it.

Apologies for the rushed writing
Lynxihez