Hello, everyone! I'm proud to say that I have finally come back into the world of actual PPC mission-writing. My agents have returned from their hiatus, red pens at the ready. They're a little older, a little wiser, but hopefully just as much fun. We have a cute little Sue to maim tonight, so gather, one and all, 'round the flamethrower, and listen to her tale of woe. Thanks to all who volunteered cameos for the Welcome Back Party.

Thar she blows, matey!

Man, have I missed these. Let me know what you think!