Subject: GAHHHHHHH!
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Posted on: 2008-07-31 20:23:00 UTC
I noticed the resembalance, too! Must...SPORK!!!!!!
(Curls up into ball and sobs)I'll join you, too...
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The New My Immortal! by
on 2008-07-30 10:43:00 UTC
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Flee! Flee for you lives!
I haven't got further than the first line, but this is certainly the new My Immortal, the dread bane of the Potter fandom. I believe, judging by the penname, that this is a friend of the author.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3351338/1/CallMeWhenYoureSober
I was only looking for smut fics to spork. I don't deserve THIS. *sobs and curls into a ball* We're all doomed... -
Aww... by
on 2008-08-01 18:11:00 UTC
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I was hoping to review before the trollthor got in there. Something along the lines of 'Don't try and emulate Tara, this troll is awful'. Never mind.
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*pats on back sympathetically* (nm) by
on 2008-08-02 11:26:00 UTC
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GAHHHHHHH! by
on 2008-07-31 20:23:00 UTC
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I noticed the resembalance, too! Must...SPORK!!!!!!
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I'm with Artic. by
on 2008-07-31 13:58:00 UTC
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It's a troll-- but it's not a nasty, evil, bloodsucking troll; I actually think she's pretty funny.
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*blinks wildly* by
on 2008-08-01 17:24:00 UTC
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That type of troll still exists? I thought I'd staked all the vampire-trolls. *grabs repeating crossbow*
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*sighs* by
on 2008-07-30 17:52:00 UTC
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Sweet merciful zombified Jesus... of all the things one could plagarise, why waste time on that?
I will never understand humans.
But here, I'll curl up and sob with you. Moral support and all that. -
Thanks for the support... by
on 2008-08-01 17:23:00 UTC
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I'm thinking of starting a club. The Society of People Who Just Can't Take Badfic Any More. We're searching for a better name. *returns to hedgehog form*
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That club alrady has a name. Canon Protection Initiative. by
on 2008-08-05 19:38:00 UTC
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AKA the PPC.
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No, this is a different club... by
on 2008-08-06 10:27:00 UTC
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This is for those who just want to die...
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It's ok! by
on 2008-07-30 13:25:00 UTC
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We need not worry. This is indeed a Troll, and all the answers are given in 'Chapter 20' of it... And it seems that our little Troller can use English, quite well, scarily enough.
Though I wouldn't recommend reading it if you have no tolerance to bda Engush and grammar that is not gooder than most. -
It's still horrid... by
on 2008-07-30 16:34:00 UTC
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But is it a parody of MI by making it eight times as sickening or something? Because, otherwise, it's still a troll.
"Though I wouldn't recommend reading it if you have no tolerance to bda Engush and grammar that is not gooder than most."
Don't even try mimicking them. It's not worth destroying your brain over. Also, it's far worse than that. -
Awww by
on 2008-07-31 11:23:00 UTC
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You're no fun. And it's fun to imitate the Trollers, makes them realise how bad they are... Unless of course they look at it and can understand it perfectly *Shudders*
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*nods sadly* by
on 2008-08-01 17:25:00 UTC
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I once tried writing a fic entirely in Suevian. It knocked my into a coma for a week when I reread it.
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But that's scary! *cowers* (nm) by
on 2008-07-31 11:26:00 UTC
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EDIT: It is My Immortal! by
on 2008-07-30 10:51:00 UTC
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I've been copying it into a word file for later torture and it's so much like what I've read of My Immortal that I've come to the conclusion that someone has plagiarised the plot. Couldn't they have done that to a good fic? Save us this torment? For proof, go to chapter four (the 'sex scene' at the end) and the beginning of chapter five. Looks like Immortal to me. *commits hari-kari*
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It's a joke. by
on 2008-07-31 13:59:00 UTC
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The author wanted to parody My Immortal, which she did by copying the story as well as she could, and elaborating the original author's mistakes.
There's really no reason to get this upset over it. Sit back and enjoy the lulz! *grin* -
But did they have to... by
on 2008-08-01 17:27:00 UTC
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parody it in my sight? I'd have happily gone the rest of my days without another glimpse of MI, you know.
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*Snickers* by
on 2008-07-30 12:57:00 UTC
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I know I shouln't be laughing, or snickering, but I couldn't help it. It's such a blatant, try-hard rip-off of 'My Immortal' that it amuses me to no end. Particularly the part where Harry, I mean, 'Billy' asks if she likes Mudkips...
Though, now that I think of it, it's set presumably in 1997, and Mudkip didn't even exist for another six years... Hmm..
Yes, many, many, many things filched from 'My Immortal'. Many parts of it worry me more than 'My Immortal' too... -
Re: *Snickers* by
on 2008-07-30 16:32:00 UTC
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I didn't get that line. What the hell does Mudkip have to do with anything? Although, I prefer Torchic. I'm more of a fire person myself.
Not having read much of MI, is it better or worse than it? -
It's a meme from 4chan... and a line used in pedobaiting. by
on 2008-08-09 00:47:00 UTC
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The phrase "so i herd u liek mudkips?" refers to this piece of copypasta which explains everything you ever wanted to know about *channers( mildly NSFW). Here it is in its original format.
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The Copypasta
One day on Halloween, I decided to ... with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
"So I heard you like Mudkips..."
"Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS."
"Well uh would you ... a mudki-"
"OF COURSE.
" happen to have a Mudkips here, and."
Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.
Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.
I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still ...ing it and baying this real ...ed up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid. I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.
A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.
So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling “I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I’M GONNA SUE…” and it was cut off.
I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.
So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?
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What... the... hell? by
on 2008-08-09 11:05:00 UTC
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That's a very strange thing. Very strange. I think I'll take the Suethors over this. Or maybe Resident Evil X.
Weird.
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I think it's worse. *shudder* (nm) by
on 2008-07-31 20:25:00 UTC
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