Subject: Consider me in
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Posted on: 2008-07-23 17:56:00 UTC
Janus has a nasty temper when it comes To sues who Defile and possess his favored works of lit. He's got a little brother Named Oryx who is pretty dammned good with a sniper rifle if you need long distance assassination after the charges.
I was reading through the list of Badfics when I cam eupon the Narnian one. I'm not sure who put it there, or if they read it, but we may wanna check it out. It's a Goddess!Sue who helps create Narnia with Aslan. That would be so bad, except she imbued the Talking Animals and Nature with her essence, so that they could have intelligence.
So, in short term, all the Talking Animals and the world itself have been possessed. I'm not sure if it's an SOS, but it's sending up bells in my mind.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4056051/1/TheYoungestGoddess
That's the link. Read, and let me know.
If it's not too late XD
Luana Starlight and Orange Plaid will be glad to help if it comes to a major crisis.
Is that the Sue is in ALL the talking animals, every spirit of Nature (Satyr, Dryad, Minor Gods, Naiads, etc). And since those are really all canon characters, we can't exactly destroy them.
The Sue does make reference to her essence as being a power inside of her, which means there is a way to quickly exorcise that number of beings, without a huge exorcising ceremony. It'll also be a way t get her out of the planet, if she merged her essence with it as well.
The answer is the Keyblade, from Kingdom Hearts. At one point, there was a Keyblade created that could unlock hearts, and unleash whatever was in there. Since they also double as weapons, we could unleash, and then slaughter.
Is there any way for the PPC to freeze a planet in time? Otherwise there's a very good chance some Talking Animals possessed by the Sue might make a run for it.
I don't think many Talking Animals can reach escape velocity. And correct me if I'm wrong, but Narnia isn't a spherical planet; it's more like a disc with a dome, I think. If you mean run away from the mass exorcisim... well, that's what your volunteers are for. We can create some sort of barrier and herd them all together (the Trees may be a problem, though).
I don't know anything about Kingdom Hearts, but you're welcome to have my agents tag along to help.
Like Archenland, Calormen and the Islands. I don't really think any of the Agents would wanna be hunting down EVERY little animal that got away because they happened to be outside the barrier.
Though, it has given me an interesting idea. Maybe this could be where the Cute Little Animal Friends originated...
So there would be Agents all over the place- the Lone Islands, Calormen, the wild lands of the north...
Just like in the Alumia mission- they had people in Mordor, and out on an island in the middle of the ocean. They needed to cover everywhere.
"Narnia" the 'flat planet' rather than "Narnia, the territory".
Sorry, I didn't get what you meant. I've been trying to find the Alumia story to check out what happened, but I cna't find it. I did search Dafydd's page, but my blind old eyes must have missed it. Ok, I getcha now. I'm really sorry. I'll go back to my corner.
*Hides in corner*
It's okay, mate. Everyone makes mistakes. I'm currently reeling in the embarrassment of completely missing my lecture yesterday thanks to - for the first time in my life - mixing up the times. I was actually sitting two rooms away the entire time, talking to my friend, and ended up walking in just as the lecture ended. *cringe*
I congratulate you on that one, actually. It's good to know I'm not the only one in that club. Then again, I'm still in High School...
Now, would Aslan's Country count as being in Narnia? I'm pretty sure it wouldn't, since it's the equivelant to Heaven, but the Pevensie Children were able to get there in Voyage of the Dawn Treader.
Personally I would count it, yes, but I think that, for the problem you're facing, you could count on Aslan himself containing the problem within the mundane 'shadowlands' of non-heaven Narnia. I think that in VotDT, Aslan allowed them to get close, and cross the border, so to speak.
http://www.freewebs.com/bonsaimallorn3/WoodspritePart1.htm
Woodsprite of the North. You might want to figure out a way to contact HQ when the time comes, by the way.
Lunac has a machine which enables him to use psychic powers, and as such, telepathy. I'm planning for his CAD to break on the way in, so if he can telepathically communicate with Cray, that would be great.
Otherwise I'll have Agent Arti released from Fic Psyche and make his way into the fic.
Just curious. I've figured out another way without resorting to telepathy. Emergency Deus Ex Machine, anyone?
and if we charge Sues for using them, we ought not to use them ourselves...
Janus has a nasty temper when it comes To sues who Defile and possess his favored works of lit. He's got a little brother Named Oryx who is pretty dammned good with a sniper rifle if you need long distance assassination after the charges.
Fichunter, I see you volunteer Janus for things, and I see you posting links to badfic here, but have you considered asking for Permission and getting onto sporking badfic yourself?
Right now.
This sounds worryingly like the Alumia mission Dafydd and Selene took on- which involved the Sue possessing the entire planet of Arda.
They summoned every single free Agent into the fic to help exorcise her. This situation might be a little different, but I'd suggest a similar operation.
I always wanted to help in something like this.
*salutes* Manx, Shadow, Redd, and Jill ready for exorcism!
Grrr...possessing all of Narnia...
Count my agents in.
None of mine have any particular affinity for Narnia, but they're at least familiar with it.
~Neshomeh
Cassie and Nat, and Tyler from MTFFAT if you want to drag him in.
Maria Falcone and Crispin Reed are happy to offer their services.
Do with them as you will. Molly and Moses could make a cameo if you can work them in as well (L&F could be babysitting when they get the emergency call?)
Tirsaer, Ryni, and Nara.
My agents are up for it, if that's the case.