Subject: Calling DMS and Department of Crossovers! Narnia badfic!
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Posted on: 2008-07-22 05:12:00 UTC

Recent drivel from FFN's CS Lewis section...


2 Kings, 1 Girl by RoXxIdEvIl reviews
Hermione finds heself a prisoner of war and the passion of 2 narnian kings. But she has eyes for only one and the other is planning his revenge out of Jealousy. it does have scenes from Harry Potter but not that many. Rated T or now i might add a few bi

My summary: Narnia/Potterverse crossover - Hermione is randomly wandering through a tiny town that both Narnia and the wizarding world are constantly fighting over, for no apparent reason, and without the general population knowing about it. She's captured by Caspian, who calls her "doll face" (!) and practically announces that he's going to rape her. She's thrown to Peter, who is overly Sweet and Gentle, but Ed informs us that his brother is just as likely to use her as a sex slave.
On the up side, grammar and spelling are decent, and it's only one chapter.


Princess of Narnia by Kat-Princess-Kitty reviews
While riding in the forest Caspian comes across a hot tempered Princess who he later finds out is staying at his castle. With personalities that collide will love blossom or will they just end up annoying each other. Caspian/OC

My summary: She's Princess of Narnia at the same time as Caspian, Peter and the others are soverign Kings, but they've never met. Very likely. She rides a unicorn called Amethyst. We also have the centaur "Orious" - if she meant Oreius, he should be thirteen centuries dead.

Sample:
(Generic forest-encounter-with-nameless-person-who-turns-out-to-be-a-prince scene)

"I’m not going to hurt you" he said in his Hispanic accent.

Alyssa tensed as his eyes met her own. She realized people would be looking for her by now and she planned her quick escape.

"Put your hands behind your head and lie on the floor" Alyssa spoke in a commanding voice.

He complied and as quickly as Alyssa could she remounted Amethyst and galloped towards Cair Paravel leaving the stranger in the middle of the forest.



The High King and Kate by -xnataliax-
The High King is taken by surprise when beautiful Kate falls into Narnia. She fights many battles, not least among them is the one to win the High Kings heart. But little does she know it may already have been won. Peter/OC Please R&R

My summary: Stupid Sue makes Lucy and Susan get up early to dress her. Extremely standard horrible 'plot'line. They throw her a birthday party, she is made a Knight of Narnia and fights battles, then throws a tantrum when Peter asks her to stay out of a war and runs off to play Eowyn.

Sample:
“Well anyway, I guess you are probably wondering where on earth you are.” Kate looked at him like he was an idiot and he grinned, “I thought so, well you see … your not in England anymore. You are from England? Aren’t you?” Kate raised her eyebrows and said sharply, “Of course I am from England and what the hell do you mean we aren’t there anymore.” At this point the young girl chimed in, saying, “You are in a different world entirely! This is Narnia a land of talking beasts and magic beyond your wildest dreams.”

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