Subject: presenting some truly terrifying drabbles
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Posted on: 2008-07-18 01:00:00 UTC
This just turned up on ffrants, and was disturbingly familiar. From the author of Paedo!Harry, featuring Harry's "rosy" bum, Dumbledore officiating at Harry and Malfoy's wedding, "nipplecakes" and "spankerchiefs", and my brain is about to break, so, if your Morbid Curiosity has woken up and taken a sniff, follow the linkage.
http://vccv.livejournal.com/2331.html
The first one made me laugh, but after that I just ended up wanting to claw my own eyes out as the drabbles got steadily more disturbing
Will not click link will not click link will not... seriously, Pads and Trojie's sporking of the other fic was brilliant, but there's no way I can sit through pure unadulterated badfic of that magnitude.
...you'll be pleased to hear there's an MST in the works, which should make it easier to bear.
I couldn't get through it all, either. Excuse me while I lose my appetite...
Actually, I can't decide whether to laugh or cry....
"Nipplecakes"? "Spankerchiefs"?
I think I've decided.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I couldn't get through the whole thing.
The worst part is that at first, the Author-Thing taunts you with mildly sappy fluff... then suddenly proceeds rapidly to porn.
Gnah. *brain fizzles*