Subject: It's a training exercise
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Posted on: 2008-07-16 07:00:00 UTC
If you can read this and chuckle instead of wincing in pain, it's just possible that there's a remote chance of coming out of one of the legendary badfics alive.
Automatic Girl
released in English speaking countries as City Amazons
This is the story of Rowanclaw, a clown-samurai and weilder of the lifescepter. Those who know him describe him best as being chaotic sexy. As a former member of Apex Force Gemini he has begun a quest that will take him across the Platinum Kingdom into the depths of the Eternal Star to retrieve, the ten fragments of the Orb of Destiny
During his journey, he will cross paths with Laru Irontouch. This plucky sorceror is motivated by hatred. He employs enchantment in his plots, commonly creating exotic artifacts to achieve his goals. He is heir to a kingdom. Let's not forget that fiend's pet, the huge lion-eagle that has a devestating roar. Rowanclaw must hurry to stop them or, else they'll complete their dark ritual and summon Kefr, The Eye of the Howling Wasteland.
Fortunately, he's not alone. As he travels, other allies will aid in his battle, such as ...
Heist the porcupine - the antisocial, orange-colored gunsmith.
The vampire bounty hunter!
The wise, strange musician. His gorgeous hair is sky-blue. His gunmetal-gray eyes glow with an inner light. He speaks softly, yet every word carries. His clothes are mysterious.
Cheerful Jones, best sharpshooter in the female circuit
The Foot Kestrel, mighty warrior of wings, grounded by an ancient evil
The lonely magic knight with slanted white eyes. His neck-length, straight, thick hair is the color of coffee with cream, and is worn in a carefully-crafted style. He has a lithe build. He has peace powers that are focused through a series of rings. His artistic, complicated uniform is green and black and incorporates peace symbols.
The humble kunoichi who is very tall and has a narrow build. Her slanted eyes are blue. She has wavy apricot-colored hair worn in an elegant style. Her preferred weapons are polearms. She is skilled in brewing and sports. She has superhuman sight.
And of course the unforgettable Max Ranger.
I WANT TO WRITE THAT CHARACTER.
I wanna write it tooooo!
Remove Heist the Porcupine, The Foot Kestrel and "of course the unforgettable" Max Ranger and make them a trio in a new story! The story opens on them surrounded by an army of robot ninjas in an empty desert, and they flashback to how they got into this mess - revealing an epic journey to find The Sword of Abull-Kabar across the land of Anarchronis, and save it from "a gazillion-jillion" years of ultimate darkness.
That's all I've got so far. Sounds awesome, no?
The part where you're making it just those three.
That was supposed to set off all mental alarms, wasn't it?
If you can read this and chuckle instead of wincing in pain, it's just possible that there's a remote chance of coming out of one of the legendary badfics alive.
I chuckled and winced at the same time. And I agree, it would be fun to write one of these characters, especially if you took them to an extreme of Sueishness or non-Sueishness. What generator is this from?
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Bwahahaha!
Why did you click if there was no message?
It amused me. Greatly, in fact. I was keeping a mental tally of all the 'Sues and 'Stus, as well as the oxymorons, and the really weird names. Seriously, did anyone else raise an eyebrow at 'Heist the Porcupine'? I think that would be a hilarious character to write.
Oh, and for the fun fact; I've been able to read three Legendary Badfics or Legendary Trolls, without crying. Well, maybe once, but I was attacked with onions! Onions I say!