...and the ownership of Response Centre #1764, Department of Floaters.

A writing sample can be found here; it's a random and rather strange little Redwall-based oneshot from my Pit of Voles account (it was all I could think of at the moment; apologies in advance for weirdness and morbidity).

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4183158/1/EaterOfThe_Dead

Brief descriptions of Agents are as follows:

Agent Teek: The definite extrovert. Hailing from the Real World, Teek is a cheerful, mildly psychotic, extremely klutzy sixteen-year-old, who finds everything from foxes to cuttlefish positively adorable. She has a fervent love for anything remotely pointy and sharp, and very loud punk, rock, and power-metal (much to her partner's displeasure). She refuses to wear skirts, dresses, or any clothing that isn't black; fortunately, this works out fine.

Obsessions include, but are not limited to: Harry Potter, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Discworld, and a lot of Monty Python. Still retains a bit of the die-hard Redwall fanaticism of her middle-school years, as well, and positively adores Pirates Of The Caribbean.

She's a realist (though her definition of reality is to turn the music up louder and ignore it), as well as a cynic.

Agent Crebaina: The introvert. As her name infers, she's the Tolkien nut of the pair. Crebaina is seventeen, and also native to the Real World, although she doesn't seem to have acknowledged it too much during her stay. Despite the fact that she's calm, idealistic, and philosophical, she's a control freak and a ruthless Grammar and Canon Nazi. (This combination does not bode well.)

She has a very long temper (well, in comparison to the volatile Teek, at least), although the time before it finally snaps is time spent seething. Her loves, besides Tolkien, include His Dark Materials and anything by H.P. Lovecraft; her obsession with the latter borders on unsettling.

She shares her bit of the RC with her crow dæmon, Aeron, and her beloved iguana, François (he was a welcome gift).

*pantpant* Hope all this checks out. I am rather excited. :)