I was randomly listening to music on my comp today, and I came across a song that can essentially be the anthem of the Mary-Sue. The lyrics are as follow:


'You know that I've come something special.
I feel so lucky to be.
Some people say that I'm a princess running wild.
But don't waste your time with them; just look into my eyes.


Now you're under my spell.
And I'm not gonna set you free.
But you can hitch a ride on my star.
You better believe that I want you,
And you need me.
It's time to make some history.
So why'd you have to go and waste your time on her?
Waste your time on me!

Some people say that I'm superficial;
But that's a compliment to me.
Because I'd rather be a super-something
Than a boring anything else.
Just take one look at me
And throw your heart in the wishing well.
'Cause I'm your Jezebel.



I wanna save the whale;
And start a charity.
Just as long as I can keep all eyes on me.



I'll blow your mind,
Don't spend your time on boring personalities.
Forget the rest, 'cause I'm the best.
Turn on all the lights and worship me.
Why'd you ave to go and waste your time on her?
Waste your time on me.'


Watcha think? Suitable? It's by 'I Dream', just to let you know.