The Eternal Newb is a long-haired glasses wearing guy who likes to perform cooking experiments and greatly enjoys raspberry flavored anything. He describes his home town as "Canada, New York." Will sometimes randomly change his accent without realizing he has done so.

His favorite canonverse is Ranma 1/2.

Does not possess a Jusenkyo curse.

DID however read something which shall not be named but is generally considered the height of evil. There seems to be no permanent effect, and he is still capable of eating ice cream.