Subject: Okay, so...
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Posted on: 2008-07-05 13:25:00 UTC
Dumbledore had a child... that married one of Voldemort's siblings - did Tom Riddle even have siblings? ... and they named their daughter after a Pokemon. And she'd have to have been named before the game that Pokemon is from even came out.
... My head hurts.
First, I claim:
Hidden Truths, Hidden Lies » by darkroom reviews
Harry and Draco are opposites right? Although one would never wish to be like the other, when Dumbledore’s niece comes to Hogwarts Draco starts rethinking his life and in the end they are forced to see similarities they never thought they shared.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,920 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 6-16-03 - Published: 3-2-03
My comment: If Dumbledore had a niece, she would be older than McGonagall!
These are up for grabs.
Dragons » by Midnightandjoe reviews
What if there were two kinds of dragons? What if Olivander was evil? This is the story of one human dragon as she struggles to live and find revenge.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,594 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 11-28-05
My comment: Anyone who gives this to Agent Madison will be very much out of favor with DoSAT's TARDIS repair team.
Celebi's Diary by Celebi Dumbledore reviews
Celebi Dumbledore, granddaughter of Albus Dumbledore and niece of Voldemort, releases herself from fulfilling her duty as a death eater and turns to Harry's arms. What will happen to her promised marriage and love to Draco?
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,214 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-6-02 - Published: 10-6-02
My comment: Riddle's niece? How the hell?
I'm gonna claim number #3. My Agents are with the Video Games, so if she wants to name a character after a Pokemon, she's gonna deal with the consequences. Mwahaha!
Celebi was cute.
Give the Sue who uses the name a very good consequence.
Hence why I'm gonna be mean. So many possibilities to torture though... Hmm...
Do something that she'll remember for the rest of her fictional life (i.e: a few seconds)!
For a second, I thought someone had done something to the pokemon.
Dumbledore had a child... that married one of Voldemort's siblings - did Tom Riddle even have siblings? ... and they named their daughter after a Pokemon. And she'd have to have been named before the game that Pokemon is from even came out.
... My head hurts.
who had a wife or girlfriend that was considerably younger, Dumbledore could have a niece that was Harry's age. Unless Wizard males stop being fertile somewhere between the ages of 40 and 50.
Wasn't that a Pokemon?
Neice? Would this be Aberforth's daughter or Ariana's daughter? Or has the author forgotten that "neice" means "daughter of a sibling?"