The Flower Paranoia Society

Subject: The Flower Paranoia Society
Author: Tomato
Posted on: 2008-07-03 23:10:00 UTC

We'd talked about this a while ago, and I thought I'd see if anyone's agents were still interested.

The overly-paranoid Agent Moon Sonata is seeking recruits for the Flower Paranoia Society, an organization of agents who believe that the Flowers that Be are out to get them. If anyone's agents would care to join, please make a post saying so, and give me some basic information about your agent's attitude towards the Flowers. (Do they just think the SO doesn't like them, do they believe the Flowers are involved in a multiversewide conspiracy, or somewhere in between?) Thank you!

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The Flower Paranoia Society by Tomato on 2008-07-03 23:10:00 UTC

Agent Georgia Branch is in. by Oozaru Angel on 2008-07-05 11:49:00 UTC Reply

She once wrote an article discussing the possibility of the PPC being the product of a fanfic or something along those lines and the Flowers being in on it. She's a conspiracy nut.
Agent Salazar... by Inkling on 2008-07-04 00:40:00 UTC Reply

is in total agreement with Agent Moon Sonata.

Who knows what other things they use telepathy for? I mean, they're GIANT TALKING FLOWERS. It's not normal anywhere--except the PPC, where the Flowers are in charge.

It's a conspiracy!
Agent Tirsaer is interested. by Adagio on 2008-07-03 23:24:00 UTC Reply

Come on, giant talking flowers! Not just flowers, even, but Flowers, with telepathy and stuff! That's not normal! Well, it is, but only in the PPC, which is obviously a front for a Flower-run society which controls the entire multiverse. Probably not all the Flowers are involved, but the SO? Oh, yeah. No doubt about it.